Valentineless...

For All those Who Didn't get a Valentine


I started this year off with a resolution to keep blogging everyday, and so far I haven't missed a day. The night prior to Valentine's Day I wrote the following entry, mind you that this is suppose to be funny and a joke:

Dear Potential Valentine,

Valentines Day is coming up, and by coming up I mean tomorrow, and to be even more precise - in less than 2 hours. Now I'm not expecting a lot since you're still in the shadows, and if you ever come out of the shadows make sure you bring a bag of peanut M&Ms. I'm waiting in the blue house with the flowers in front, and the trees on both sides. If you're looking for me, I'm in the room that is the third window from the front of the house, as you go back into the yard on the side with the fence... since both sides of my house have fences, if you hear dogs barking - you're on the wrong side.

Now it's acceptable if you don't bring a bag of peanut M&Ms as long as you're good looking. If you don't have peanut M&Ms and you're not good looking, then I hope you're a nice guy. If you don't have chocolates, look like a car ran over you and you're a jerk, then at least be respectful and smell good. Now if you think I'm being obnoxious and materialistic, which I'm not since I'm only asking for M&Ms, then I pray you have a talent to entertain me. And no, I'm sorry to inform you that juggling, miming, spinning, and the ability to bench 250lbs don't count.

If you don't have candy, you're not easy on the eyes, you're mean, haven't showered in days (or started sweating from nervousness and have funk emanating from your body) and have no entertainment value to me, then forget the window thing, just ring the door bell. In which case, my mom will be greeting you and showing you the way, back to your car.

In the event that you obtain more than one or more of the qualities and prerequisites then you've warranted yourself to potentially be my valentine. I look forward to seeing you outside my window.

Patiently Waiting for my Prince to come with xoxoxo,
Tina

P.S. If you can't come to my window then just send me flowers.

P.S.S. If I don't get any flowers from you or you don't show up at my window, or even get shooed away by my mom, then I'm going to assume the dogs got you. :)

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Day Valentines
• valentinesless
• valentines
• 2009
• joshua radin
• brand new day
• february 14

[Chriisy10]

whats this song called? (:

[tinawong]

@Chriisy10 The song is called "Brand New Day" by Joshua Radin :)

[mgatulisan]

Nice vid regardless

[mgatulisan]

Why the heck am i watching this in 2012? Lol

[musicmaniac960]

Hi its Gina again. Ill always be your valentine, and what a nice song. Brand New Day, after a long day of smoking lots of meth, its good to come home and remember that its a New Day with good people like you Tina. :D METH FTW! <3

[lovebug2185]

wow tina that is so cute

[ikefrofinland]

Good Valent video making YOU; u r Nice,beauty, all things what boys like...and pretty SMILey... fend for oneself... U so young!!

[xianshantian]

nicee :D:D:D:D

[RobNHoodie]

Got..to..have..one...just..lik­e..it...

See how much I need it. God I need my shitload o' cafeine.

[RobNHoodie]

Nice vid!

*hands over bag o' props*

ps. That's a big a s s coffee mug. Got...have..one..just...like..­.it..