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Uploaded on Mar 17, 2008

Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend from their self-titled debut album. For listening purposes.

Who gives a fuck about an oxford comma?
I've seen those english dramas too
They're cruel
So if there's any other way
To spell the word
It's fine with me, with me

Why would you speak to me that way
Especially when I always said that I
Haven't got the words for you
All your diction dripping with disdain
Through the pain
I always tell the truth

Who gives a fuck about an oxford comma?
I climbed to dharamsala too, I did
I met the highest lama
His accent sounded fine
To me, to me

Check your handbook
It's no trick
Take the chapstick
Put it on your lips
Crack a smile
Adjust my tie
Know your boyfriend, unlike other guys

Why would you lie about how much coal you have?
Why would you lie about something dumb like that?
Why would you lie about anything at all?
First the window, then it's to the wall
Lil' Jon, he always tells the truth

Check your passport
It's no trick
Take the chapstick
Put it on your lips
Crack your smile
Adjust my tie
Know your butler, unlike other guys

Why would you lie about how much coal you have?
Why would you lie about something dumb like that?
Why would you lie about anything at all?
First the window, then it's through the wall
Why would you tape my conversations?
Show your paintings
At the united nations
Lil' Jon, he always tells the truth

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  • PatGaude

    Ironically enough, you just used an Oxford comma, while insulting the song.

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  • kattelyn92

    Students for the preservation of the oxford comma! Still love the song though

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  • danivb16

    Annnnnnd...repeat.

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  • danivb16

    Ah, I just love this song.

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  • sarai leon

    We never fucked bro.

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  • Jennifer Vargas

    this song makes me cry goodbye friends i am gone

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  • countryraptunes4L

    props on the channel pic, Mother of Dragons!! oh and great song too.

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  • rennychavez

    I dont like you.

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  • SoaringMuse

    My favorite VW song! Granted I haven't listened to to the new album yet...

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