Relive Stone Cold Steve Austin Vol.31(1/2)

Stone Cold Steve Austin and Debra walked into a very tense Mr. McMahon's locker room. Vince said he was down in the dumps about the invasion and about his kids turning against him. Austin said that Vince still had him. Stone Cold said he had something that would erase all Vince's problems. He told Vince he'd be right back with the answer to all Vince's problems.

Vince and Debra talked backstage, and the Federation owner questioned what Stone Cold would do to change the face of Invasion. Suddenly, Austin walked into the locker room -- with a guitar! Stone Cold said that violence wasn't the answer to their problems. He said that since he was a kid, whenever he had a problem, his dad would break out the guitar and sing a few songs, helping him to forget about his problems. He said he wanted to sing to Vince and help solve his problems! Austin started singing "Kumbaya," but the owner didn't seem to feel any better! Stone Cold then sang a variation of Queen's "We Are the Champions," called "I Am The Champion!" Again, the owner didn't seem to be feeling any better!

Austin continued serenading Vince, with his rendition of "Camptown Ladies Sing that Song." Kurt Angle then entered the dressing room, and Stone Cold accused Kurt of being jealous of his relationship with Vince, and being jealous of the fact that he could sing! Kurt said he thought he could carry a tune, and Austin gave him the guitar. Just before he was about to play, Austin coughed loudly! Angle then tried again, and sang, "Jimmy Crack Corn!" Austin grabbed the guitar as Vince left the locker room, and Stone Cold told Angle he was pathetic.

Vince addressed the five men who will comprise Team WWF at Invasion -- Stone Cold, Angle, Jericho, Undertaker and Kane. McMahon told the Federation Superstars that they were facing their most imposing threat ever, and they needed to be united, because united they stand, divided they fall. The five men promised to work together for the good of the Federation. During the meeting, Stone Cold seemed to be taking an active role in the festivities, as Austin apparently wants to be the team captain, as he insinuated on RAW.

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• TheBionicRedneck92

[matteorefice]

hahahaaha kurt angle is ridiculous!!!! ahahahah

[matteorefice]

hahahahaha Stone Cold singer!!!

[GENNI9169]

@MrKYUSS1 he said you do that again your gonna bring back a nub

[Cajb1991]

This gets better and better every time I watch it!

Best backstage Raw segment ever!

[xFr0s7yx]

You can see how Chris Jericho is trying not to laught :D

[MrKYUSS1]

what does taker say after austin slaps him?

[joshmcnett1]

i got an olimpick gold

[joshmcnett1]

6:29 JIMMY CRACKED CORN AND I DONT CARE!!!

[cctitansfan]

Kurt singing Jimmy Crack Corn gets me every time.so damn funny.lmfao

[xMuziqTakeItAwayx]

Omfggg. LMFAOOOO! I love you Austin!