Jobert Sucaldito Scandal: 5 inch cucumber in his butt.

http://goodtimesmanila.com/2009/05/11/jobert-sucaldito-hospitalized-after-acc...

Showbiz talk show host Jobert Sucaldito is recovering at the Capitol Medical Center in Quezon City after a successful emergency surgery to remove a large piece of cucumber that got stuck in his rectum, according to reports.

Sucaldito, one of the hosts of ABS-CBNs The Buzz, reportedly met with the accident Sunday night and was rushed to the hospital after complaining of extreme pain in his bottom.

X-rays subsequently revealed that a broken piece of cucumber, about five inches in length, had gotten lodged into the lower end of his large intestine.

It was not immediately clear how the cucumber got there.

The surgeons who operated on Sucaldito were tight-lipped and refused to discuss his case with media, citing doctor-patient confidentiality. Oddly enough, they all looked like they were trying vainly to keep from laughing and refused to look reporters in the eye.

Members of Sucalditos household who declined to be named said they recovered the other half of the cucumber, also five inches in length, in Sucalditos bedroom.

They said it had bite marks and was in a soggy state.

Besides the cucumber, they said they also found a bottle of Johnsons baby oil, pictures of scantily clad men, and lots of tissue paper.

Reached by phone, Sucaldito said he is fine and will be discharged from hospital soon. He explained that it was all an accident.
Cucumbers Have Rights, Too

Cucumbers Have Rights, Too

Gumagawa kasi ako ng salad. Napaupo ako dun sa chair e meron palang pipino dun na patayo ang pusisyon. Basta, mabilis kasi ang mga pangyayari (I was making a salad. I sat on a chair but there was a cucumber there in an upright position. Everything just happened so fast) he said.

In a related development, a group of vegan Filipinos is reportedly thinking of filing an abuse complaint against Sucaldito for allegedly molesting a harmless and defenseless vegetable.

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[MrLexus888]

ang baklang mukhang palaka na inggit na inggit kay marian rivera pano kasi hindi sya kasing ganda ni marian ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ka bakla magtinda ka ng balot

[kimchiq]

kadiri... sobra... please... stop cleaning yourself. you're truly insane. okay you said everybody has a freedom to speak or give opinion. why didn't you excuse to the medics who have found you that "everybody has a right to release their urge". huh?

[zakenjaneezo]

@bheng418 sowee sis.. naun ko lang ankita tong mesg mo un .. ahihihihi.....miss us in PEP -_- ..!

[MrRaiderz95]

PUTANG INA MO JOBERT CHUPA DITO..NA MAY SAKIT NA ( AIDS ) ..MAMATAY KA SANA..YANG PUTANG INANG SAKIT MONG ( AIDS ) ANG ASIKASUHIN MO PUKI NG INA MO BINABAENG KABAYONG MALAS SA MUNDO .

[MrRaiderz95]

F..you.. Jobert na mukang BAKLANG KABAYO..magsama kyo ng great great Grandpa mong si HUDAS ISKARYOTE.. mga Double Crosser....TRAYDOR..puka ng ina mo Bayut na TIKBALANG..makalbo ka sana..!!!

[TooMuchMicro]

Bwahahahaha patawa naman yung excuse, baka next time PVC pipe na sa CR mo ang ma stuck up. Anong excuse naman magawa mo dun? Nag brown out tapos sinira mo ang pipe para may pang ilo ka sa pwet? LOLS

[pinOyeHmO24]

I really hate this gay ..

He's so insensitive!

[pinOyeHmO24]

Is this for real?

[jmanzano17]

Good Gracious that is so funny..

[scaryghost25]

what's so surprising about this??

just another crazy faggot...

nothing more nothing less