The Marlboro Man Lives On

The government and smokepolice can kiss my butt. This Marlboro commercial is mine, a tribute, too, to all the real Marlboro Men. This is what I imagine happened when they finally finished all the posing and picture taking with people handing you already perfectly lit cigarettes that you couldn't smoke. That last Red got SMOKED hard just like I pounded this one. And to Junior Ferris and all the real Marlboro Men, sorry they screwed you so bad by payin' you so little, while you made them Billions in profits! RIP. Also, all the smoke nannies out there, just keep moving along to another channel, you don't understand. I've been smoking for decades and my doctor tells me she will have to throw me under a bus to get rid of me.

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[DropAllAlone]

did he die?

[DriverRob73]

@DropAllAlone Look who stopped by--a smoke nanny fool caught in the matrix commented, thinks we smokers are all going to die, die I tell you after enjoying some cigarettes, maybe even from the second-hand smoke from some cigarettes. Die, Die I tell you. Look facefuck-dropallalone, I'm going to smoke cigarette number 500,000 soon, if I haven't already! and I can still kick your butt, no problem. As a matter of fact, read the first sentence of the video's description; kiss it!

[DriverRob73]

@sandcut1 If you're really thankful that we smokers pay your taxes, and we do, you should support making it easier for us to smoke. We would smoke more, and spend more on food and beer/liquor (lots more taxes), if there were designated smoking areas inside bars and restaurants. Also support legalization of marijuana and collect a tax on it, just like for cigarettes. That will empty out the jails and the stupidities surrounding that travesty, as well, and you would save tons of tax money! ....

[JoeyBelgier]

@MrDemoify Most people start out with Marlboro cigarettes, I did as well. Along the time I tried other brands, some were worse, some were better. It's all about personal taste.

[maxistsocialist]

hahaha, are you the real Marlboro Man? haha cool, smoking cigarettes kills depression. I DEPEND ON COFFEE AND CIGARETTES !!

[MrRamanprakash]

who is this guy?

[KemoSTL]

@DriverRob73 THAT'S RIGHT YOU TELL HIM LIKE IT IS MAN!!!

[MrOutsider82]

@DriverRob73 true after a few months it's over but it takes courage lol

[MrOutsider82]

marlboro used to taste better back in the day

[MrDemoify]

Smoked a rolled cigarette i did at home, a brand called Rolling, no taste! :C Ive never tasted Marlboro so i dont know how much taste that one has