Worst Hero Disguises Ever

From identity to alter ego, who actually has a convincing cover? Not these guys!

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Entertainment

Tags:

• superman
• invincible
• omni-man
• atom
• eve
• he-man
• sailor
• moon
• scouts
• tuxedo
• mask
• moonlight
• knight
• gorgeous
• geeks

[angleslam99]

Clark's disguise isn't as simple as slicked back hair and glasses. The lenses of his glasses are slightly tinted, changing the shade of his eyes. Thanks to incredible control over his muscles and vocal cords, Superman actually gives himself a different voice when he’s Clark Kent. Looser clothing and slouching over gives a different impression of his body. And thanks to studying some acting techniques, he completes the disguise by employing very different body language as Clark.

[thegorgeousgeeks]

@angleslam99 Yeah, we know all that and we addressed the voice change and even the muscle control to change his looks when being photographed in the video. But he still stands out and makes the list for us. He was at the bottom though.

[MrMarvel323]

@thegorgeousgeeks What you mean is, and I'm saying this as someone who only saw it recently, you loved it as a kid, but time has taught you contempt, so you'll say it's stupid even though there's a perfectly good reason.

[mahony323]

@thegorgeousgeeks If you say something's stupid and someone says it's not, repeat yourself then ignore them, eh?

[mahony323]

@thegorgeousgeeks One of the saddest things on the Internet, and I'm saying this as someone who only saw Sailor Moon recently, is people who say, I loved it as a kid and now I see how FUCKING RETARDED it is. Like Superman's not?

[mahony323]

@MrMarvel323 As is often the case, people who say things are dumb don't know them as well as they think they do.

[mahony323]

@MrMarvel323 Still, don't feel bad. You've been brushed off by The Gorgeous Geeks.

[mahony323]

@MrMarvel323 This is how to deal with people on the Internet. If you say something's stupid and someone else explains why it's not, just repeat yourself then ignore them.

[MrMarvel323]

@thegorgeousgeeks I mean,it is obvious, isn't it?

[MrMarvel323]

@thegorgeousgeeks What I'm saying in other words is that in Sailor Moon it's not explained because it's meant to be obvious.

[MrMarvel323]

@thegorgeousgeeks The Manga doesn't explain it because it's short and doesn't dwell on it. In the Anime the magical field, as it's been called by some, isn't stated but it does make sense and I think we're just supposed to assume it, especially as in later Japanese shows of the same kind, like Wedding Peach, it IS stated as a fact

So I think it was supposed to be true all along.