How You're Still Single (Original)

"How You're Still Single "
Original song by Derrell Martin Butcher

How you're still single
I'll never know
You should have blushing brides
Lining up bro
You got all the makings of Prince Charming
Don't you know
How you're still single
I'll never know
You got an engine block in the livin' room
a beer can wall in the kitchen
after the party last weekend
the bathroom door is missing
Got 2 party'n roomates
and lots of girls around
and your buddy Iggy is always
passed out on the couch
Chorus (Hot Girls / Pat Bradbury)
Surround sound gaming system
and a 3 foot bong
any girl should recognize
you live in the Taj Mahal
Cold beer and bread in the fridge
Chili in the cubbard
Provisions have been kind of thin
since that last visit from your mother.
Chorus (Hoochies / Don Juan)
Sorry I can't go to Nola with ya
for Mardi Gras this year
My wife would not understand,
besides it wouldn't be fair
But I am living vicariously
through your conquests and tales,
and all the freedoms we used to share
Chorus (Cougar's / Casanova)

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