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Girl-what's your favorite band?
Guy- i'll give you a hint, there's this song and it goes like "HOOOOOOOOO!"
Girl-no, no hint
Guy- uhh there is they have this other song and it goes ike "HOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Girl- thats still the same song hahahahaha this is so hilarious!!!
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Uhhhh
Everybody sucks
I'm gonna go kill myself now
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Foo Fighters isn't Emo music LOL
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"Do you spend a lot of time on your hair?"
"No, but I spend a lot of time crying-in my pillow."
"Oh right. Because you're emo."
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pickup as gangsters.
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You should do it in a man bakini hahaha
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can you do one with stoned guys ?? pretty please ... if you do ill get 10 people from the middle east to love you
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"do you have i girlfriend ?"
ya i do .. stole the bitches jeans lmao XD
pick up girls with the Lord of the Rings references
GOcgyFLAMESgo 2 weeks ago 63
if emo pussies can get girls' numbers then i can too! thanks simplepickup! :)
bartman464 1 week ago 36