2 The Ranting Gryphon's 2007 Christmas Rant

Let's hear it form the Ranting Gryphon for this holiday season. Be ready for an intense firework from one of the great online comedians of our time.

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[BlackWolf4830]

Thank you so much for giving a shout-out to us cashiers who endure bickering, nazi soccer moms in order to give you your orange juice and toilet paper.

[sepaco003]

Hey, I'm in for a good pagan holiday that's thinly disguised as a christian one.

[PepperLeopard]

lol I love the beginning.

"Look. Look. DAAAAAMMIT

[OneDollarMercenary]

It looks like his head never ends, HIS HEAD IS THE SKY! :O

[the21andonly]

@sepaco003 it doesn't even have to be a religious holiday. most people, myself (as an atheist) included, treat it as a day where people don't hate each other over stupid shit that shouldn't matter in the first place. some people even throw a couple gifts in there occasionally.

[Yoshomika]

XD I'm from Detroit, in fact I moved shortly after 2 moved to Ann Arbor, and it's true, Snow in Michigan doesn't last all that long. We'll get it and it just melts...

[OcirusWolf]

the top of his head is bleding into the background :3 i looks funneh

[madshot101]

throw it on Santas dorrstep and watch his BIG JOLLY ASS try to stomp it out

XD

[BillieJoesFave]

A big, fat AMEN to this video and to you. Someone had to say it. Thank you

[Cindercheth]

This is the most truthful message about Christmas. The typical "2 the ranting gryphon" stuff aside, I fully agree that christmas should be about celebrating good will and compassion for others the entire year. I don't care if it was originally pagan holiday. I prefer to do without the lies.

But in the end: it is SUPPOSED to be about love for fellow human beings, and is now a commercialized pile of SHIT.

[OmniHQ]

I disagree but you're hilarious.

[thatblargguy]

You know I'm surprised Christmas is still alive because it sucks, but we already knew that. Anyway I for one started hating it around 5 years ago, it finally computed for me that a morbidly obease man in a bright red jacket could go so long without being proven, but then I realized *gasp* could it be because he doesn't exist. In fact we as children were probably lied to more than chell from portal. And that's why if aliens ever land, I'm asking them to take me with them, because earth sucks.