Occupy North Pole (original depressing but funny Christmas song)

Santa Clause just let his reindeer go.
Said it's cheaper to outsource, ho ho ho.
Elves are in the unemployment line
'Cause all the Christmas toys are made in China.

I don't get it. We've been good all year.
We've worked hard so where's our Christmas cheer?
We need heat. Fill our stockings full of coal
Or we'll occupy North Pole.

Hey, Mr. Scrooge, you cut our benefits.
Used to get sugar plums. Now we just get pits.
No new crutches for little Tiny Tim.
Can't afford the health insurance premium.

I don't get it. We've been good all year.
We've worked hard so where's our Christmas cheer?
We need heat. Fill our stockings full of coal
Or we'll occupy North Pole.

We're gonna have ourselves a very little Christmas.
Presents will be light.
Maybe next year
Everything will be all right.

Credit card man knows that we can't pay
So why's he calling us on Christmas day?
Only thing that keeps away the chills
Is setting fire to all our unpaid bills.

I don't get it. We've been good all year.
We've worked hard so where's our Christmas cheer?
We need heat. Fill our stockings full of coal
Or we'll occupy North Pole.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Christmas
• Humour
• Humor
• Original
• North
• Pole
• Merry
• Little
• Occupy
• Unemployment
• Song
• Acoustic
• Tiny
• Tim
• Health
• Insurance
• Guitar
• Funny
• Comedy

[ButcherCovers]

Note: 1 of the 2 dislikes of this song was my daughter who was pissed off at me for some reason that I can't remember. She really likes the song. Honest.

[TamaraOtello]

Can't wait to play this one on Christmas morning, my folks will love it, lol :)

[ButcherCovers]

@TamaraOtello Thanks. Glad you liked it.

[Feralfrenzy28]

Nice job :) It's catchy...hope it gets passed around, it's the damn truth : \ I've been tempted to burn my mail for heat x_x

[ButcherCovers]

@Feralfrenzy28 Many thanks.

[PeaceLoveSaffron]

Wow! You're awesome! Keep up da good work man! ;D

[LMarshall32]

@ryan123469 I knew you would get a kick from this one Bro!!! I messed up and engaged play when i took a swig of coffee.

FYI coffee stings my sinuses >)

[ryan123469]

lol

[LMarshall32]

@ironmonkeyz BrotherIMZ you got me HEADSHAKING LOL!!!

[ironmonkeyz]

@LMarshall32 lol! I may have to go over to the Amish neighbors and pull off the first ever Buggy jacking lol.

[LMarshall32]

@ironmonkeyz Swing by and get me then because i can't afford the extra gas to get there on my own!!! XD

[ironmonkeyz]

@LMarshall32 LOL! Yep this is about where i am at right now. But i won't occupy I'll invade baby preemptive strike1 LOL