The Internet - Song by Springbo

Link to my first Album: http://soundcloud.com/springbo/sets/songsforgrandma

So I tried something new and tried to make this video widescreen, but it ruined everything so I'm never going to try to do that again. Regardless, Springbo lives! For my deaf viewers, here's the words:

Where do you go when you can't find a word's definition
The internet
Where do you go when you cannot afford a physician
The internet

Where do we go?
Where do we really go? Away
Let our fingers lead the way

To the internet
The fuckin internet
Where your dreams come true
And your productivity dies
On the internet
It's the reason I've become so desensitized to
naked dudes, necrophilia, and beastiality.

Where do you go to pretend that you aren't such a loner?
The internet
Where do you go when you can't find a place for your boner?
The internet

Where do we go?
Where do we really go? Away
Let my boner lead the way

To the internet
The fuckin internet
It's time to slam a 40 and whip it out
Internet, fuckin internet


I'll write a book report and not know shit about
Beowulf, and Odysseus
And huckleberry finnnnn

It's not okay
To get a handjob from a relative
But if the internet has anything to say
To you
It's that creepy sex is all that people do
And they do it all for you.

On the internet
Internet blabbalkbalh

On the internet
On the internet
When I get done here, I'm probably going to get on the
Internet
Fuckin internet
You know that fail is not a noun and it will never be recognized
Be original
Smoke crack and worship Satan.

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[TKMidwestMedia]

can i get this song in mp3 please? lol

[bigntall08]

@TKMidwestMedia Yeah dude, I'm working on a CD project for one of my friend's classes right now, the first one we're making is just acoustic, maybe drums/bass or something.  Next semester we're actually going to go back and add all the things we want to add (bassoon, kosta crying). I'll let you know what's going on with it as it happens. For now you'll just have to illegally download it from youtube.

[windycityfingers]

@bigntall08 HAHAH I have stock clips of Kosta crying, just tell me the octave (prepuberty etc) lol

[bigntall08]

@windycityfingers hahahahaha I could go for prepuberty kosta, he doesn't have a baby voice anymore does he? I need a chorus of children for one of my songs too. Know of any spare kids laying around?

[tolerateu]

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[bigntall08]

@tolerateu Aw I'm blushing :) I'm working on more songs right now but they get uploaded sporadically once I get free time, if you get bored just let me know and I'll put a new one up to keep you happy.

[MrAlexsblog]

does this remind anyone about jack black?

[bigntall08]

@zorik69 Thanks man, feel free to pass the word along, I would appreciate it!

[zorik69]

this deserves way more views

[bigntall08]

@bigntall08 With no pants on* wow I sounded stupid there for a few weeks.