Troy and Abed, the BEST DUO from NBC's 'The Community' on hot librarians.
TROY: Why does being a librarian make her even hotter?
ABED: They're keepers of knowledge -- she holds the answers to all our questions like will you marry me and why are there still libraries?
TROY: I want to be a book, she can pick me up flip through my pages, make sure no one drew wieners in me.