Eazy-E - Merry Muthaphuckkin Christmas (with lyrics)

track 5 off the 5150 Home 4 Tha Sick E.P.

*LYRICS*

[Uncle Dolamite]
Come on over hunnie
and give your uncle Dolamite a kiss
[*kissing Sounds*]
well what you want baby?

[Baby]
Would you tell me a story?

[Uncle Dolamite]
You want me to tell you a story?

[Baby]
Hell yeah!

[Other Baby]
Me too!

[Uncle Dolamite]
Yes Hunnie I'm a tell you a story
about the bad ass Eazy-E
he was drinkin' whisky and gin at the age of three
listen and listen well
he's a bad Muthafu-

[Mother]
Gimmie that god damn book!
here let me read you this one
Chrismas in Compton
it was a silent night, yes a holy night
until Mr. Claus turned into Santa muthafuckin' wright..

[Carolers]
Deck the halls with balls of holy
fa la la la la la la la la
tis the season to be jolly....

[Eazy-E]
Merry Chrismas muthafucka!
[*Gun Shots*]
Merry muthafuckin' Chrismas and a ho ho ho!
while I'm ridin' that cot under the mistletoe
now dashin' through the snow
in a candy right top 6-4
over the hills I go
laughin' at this hoe
nuts on her chin ring
makin' me feel right
oh what fun it is to know
that I'm gonna get this pussy tonight
so ring them bells, ring them bells
shes takin' it all the way
oh what fun it is to watch her suck my dick this way
hey ring them bells, ring them bells
shes takin' it all the way
oh what fun it is to nut, while she's suckin' my dick
oh yay!
tis the season to get busy
compton crime lick
and I'm smokin' on this stick.

[Santa]
Ho ho ho come sit on my face
I'm mean lap and tell me what you want for Chrismas
ho ho.

[Menajahtwa]
I want a slay ride
a cd player
a fifty rum
and then i slide down tha chimney in a pool of cum
a VCR playin some o them porno flicks
give dat to rudolph the red nose reindeer
??? like a everlastin' gobstoper
??? poppa
I dig a ho
crack a dough
by the nuts oh
???? fuckin' in tha snow
I made him drop to his knees
yeah you know whats up
I said heres some candy canes eat'em up
???? bonapatite with a condom in a tree.

[Apl.De.Ap From Black Eyed Peas]
All I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth
my two front teeth, my two front teeth
All I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth
yo wheres ya rhyme tell me buck wheat.

[Buck wheat/ Will.I.Am From Black Eyed Peas]
Buck wheat is a waskal
thats no Chrismas
and all the toys, boys and girls
fuck ya wishes
I got happy over joy in this muthafucka
no indo under my tree so Santa be a sucka
??? when I was young I was the only kid
who had enough guts to be
good ole hearin' on the East
I'd stay awake just to let america know
that Santa was a fake
I used to believe in Saint Dick when Elvis was alive
but all the fuckin' bullshit got played when I was five
years oh just stay young, bold datin'
singin' Silent Night Carolin' Recietin'
now all I want for Chrismas is my indo wreath
I got my two front teeth
uncle Eazy be the sheezy
just spread me a leaf
little kids don't cry
when you find out the Santa Claus is just a fuckin' lie.

[Eazy-E]
On the third day of Chrismas my homeboys gave to me
three pounds of indo
two birds of cocaine
and a A muthafuckin' K bitch.

[]
Eazy-E oh Eazy-E
show us how you treat those bitches
I saw mommy fuckin' Eazy-E.

[Eazy-E]
close the door little bitch
I'm gettin' these draws.

[]
I'm a tell my daddy if ya ass don't stop.

[Eazy-E]
I don't give a fuck
I'm gettin' chrismas caught
ho ho ho and away I go.

[]
Oh Saint Nick got a dick like a pole
well wheres this bitch
this muthafuckas cheatin

[Eazy-E]
Shut the fuck up bitches
and go back to sleep.

[Will.I.Am. From Black Eyed Peas]
Yo black what you want for Christmas?

[Apl.De.Ap From Black Eyed Peas]
yo black I want a job
??? corn on the cob
but a nigga will eat them chicken, and
chitlens, watermelon, corn bread and some food
whos climbin' in my window
smokin' up indo
my carin' and high make a high know
yo get out my fuckin yard wit yo carols
so bop it up up up up up up up on a beema
no stoppin at band klan we makin dis shit go down at
christmas tima
the simple sounds of christmas make me jump jump jump
dum diddly dum dum didly dum dum didly didly dum dum


[Will.I.Am From Black Eyed Peas]
Yo black what you want for Christmas?

[Apl.De.Ap. From Black Eyed Peas]
yo black I want some cash
so I can buy some indo, some chronic and some hash.
so here comes da Atban Klan bringin all da sound
[]
pa rump pa pump pump
pa rump pa pump pump

[Every One]
Merry Muthafuckin' Christmas
Merry Muthafuckin' Christmas
Merry Muthafuckin' Christmas
and have a fucked up new year (x4)

[Eazy-E]
You Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!!

[Mother]
And they all went to prison
and lived fucked up lives ever after
The End

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[FalconFiend93]

why is black eyed peas in this?

[cookiesncreme99]

because Eazy-E discovered Black Eyed Peas

[FalconFiend93]

@cookiesncreme99  Did he really?

[cookiesncreme99]

yea man.

without Eazy-E, Black Eyed Peas would'nt be as big as they are today. Eazy-E had a good eye when it came to looking for new talent.

[yungjuve314]

are u sure he did

[cookiesncreme99]

@yungjuve314

100%

[bigshane2011]

@cookiesncreme99

think he discovered bone thugs too yea?

[jakklord]

@loganfranciss will.i.am and apl.de.ap are signed to ruthless in 1993 or 1994 i think they are known as the atban klan after eazy died they were released from ruthless and they added taboo and became the black eyed peas

[loganfranciss]

@cookiesncreme99 what do you mean he discoverd black eyed peas?

[RANDOMNOISE1]

I swear z100 played this on christmas

[soulacidaidan]

eazy descoved blavkeyedpeas wtf wow

[MrTuyyo1]

hahahahah he was a bad mutha f- my favorite part



[jgrmstrd]

@RonnieHarwellComedy Haha!

[FelipeSlashGuns]

@TheBubblegumCheese Haha it's all good man :) but I mean that as a source I used but anyway.. we have 2 certified / doubt what people says, Thanks man :)

[TheBubblegumCheese]

@FelipeSlashGuns hahahnot saying you wrong because your not! your right, but when im trying to authenticate my word, i dont send people to wikipedia lol that website is terrible any random person can go on there and put whatever they want, just cause its on there doesnt mean its true... just sayin

[kyleking83]

i like how is crip and theres two ks right after a c lmao

[Chronic1Fs]

all i want for xmas is eazy back :(

[RonnieHarwellComedy]

All I want for X-mas is a Eazy-E Jeri Curl.

[FelipeSlashGuns]

@FalconFiend93 Yeah.. Eazy-E signed Apl.de.ap and Will.i.am to Ruthless Records. They also appear in the song "Niggaz & Jewz" and also Will.i.am was known as "Will-1X". Eazy-E discovered 'em. Look at wikipedia.

[realfearone]

@yungjuve314 he found Will I Am

[papiiuenvy186]

5150 4 home of the sick. i have the tape.

[il1il1il1li]

merry xmas eazy!

[canewtf]

Merry muthaphukkin' Xmas

[HeavenForYourEars]

Merry muthaphukkin' xmas to everybody! drive safely XD

[maxdett90]

@Snoep76239 word..i just cant believe will.i.am rapping like this it makes you sick to listen to his new shit

[MrBassyb]

@cookiesncreme99 when they didnt have that meth head slut in their group!

[oomsbun]

I saw mommy fucking Eazy Claus!

[therobert147]

laughing at this hoe

[Twazay101]

This was one of the funniest and craziest studio sessions ever !! Being the studio with Eazy, The Rascals, Atbann Klann, DJ Yella, and us Menajahtwa was classic !!! We had a ball making this song !!!

[Snoep76239]

@maxdett90 Peas got their black eyes from the back of Eazy's hand...

[HVBoyzProductions]

love diss song haha