Reverse (Polite Cocktail Party) Racism

I had something happen to me that I haven't had for many years. I thought I was back in the 70s. Someone plastered me against the wall at a party to tell me how racist they weren't. I still don't get but I was wondering what would happen if I did that to them. Maybe next I'll try it and turn the tables.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• polite
• racism
• black
• white
• comedy

[FromUnderTheRock]

Barry Manilow does rock! The donny osmond thing I don't get. good.

[Xelanderthomas]

for the joke I shouldn't have pick Manilow because he does rock. Better to say Lawerence Welk or somebody. But the Osmond thing is from (the reverse) of people telling you you like somebody just because they're black...like anyone. I've been told Eddie Murphy, Magic Johnson, James Earl Jones, Scat Man Crothers, Jim Brown, Billy Dee Williams, the list goes on get my dirft...? I was going to do a list and name every white celeb I could but thought it would be milking it too much

[tukuniata]

i like this vid.

well done Mr racist killer

[Xelanderthomas]

My new title. lol thanks

[wandalewlandowska]

Donnie Osmond?!  Isn't that hitting below the belt, Xelander?

[Xelanderthomas]

Well consider this, somebody told me once that I reminded them of Jimmy Walker!

[jx14aby]

I think its fun watching someone get drunk and talk bullshit.

[WSAT1945]

arguing while being drunk, hell thats the bad part of alcohol haha :D

[AndiKewl]

Great!

[Waldvogel91]

Hilarious, although I thought 'reverse racism' would be a whole race hating one individual like the Irish and Oliver Cromwell.

[Spinnendieb]

"Just kidding, bwana!" :D:D

[TheKnottyMama]

That's true. It's usually white guys, but I have had very similar conversations initiated by black guys trying to hit on me. Again: If you don't see colors, then why was that you're opening line?

[TheKnottyMama]

I live in the south and some redneck ass seems to do this at every party.

[TheKnottyMama]

Those douchebags always make me embarrassed to be white. If you don't see colors, why did you just single out the black guy to talk about being black?