The Mafia Cashes in On the Swine Flu Mask Racket

An Italian New Jersey "family" has organized a crew to whack Swine Flu. The family's Don and his big-hair goomah, Candy Floss, use their expertise to protect America's borders and children from "duh flu."

Pandemic Enterprises - The World Leader in Respiratory Masks for Swine Flu and other uses presents it's new line of fashion flu masks designed by Candy Floss.

There are currently six styles available: The Mustache Mask, The Pig Nose Mask, The Angelina Jolie Lip-Print Mask, The Gossip Girl Blake Lively Mask, The Burberry Baller's Mask, and the Haute Couture Fuchsia and Feathers Mask.

Italian Designed
Limited Supply
Space Age Materials
No Credit Cards - Cash Only

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• swine
• flu
• mafia
• respiratory
• masks
• pandemic
• epidemic
• fashion
• statement
• funny
• Catherine-Gail
• Reinhard
• Terry
• Mullin
• Phillip
• Underhill
• videasa
• wise
• guy
• alterelvis

[truthaboutflu]

haha... clever idea!

[nyuesagus]

Niiice

[trudybettyjane]

This video is so funny and shows in a hilarious way, just how "big business" profits from a pandemic.

[videasa]

This is evil and insensitive, but also funny....

[NewYorkDely]

Wow, that's hilarious!

[catherinegailshow]

My favorite line was "How fashionable to go to school with the cast of Gossip Girl right on your face..."

[thoushaltmarket]

Now dats whuddim talkin' 'bout - really funny !!

[naomics14]

hilarious!

the shot following, "i'm a family man" is PRICELESS!