How To Get Rid Of Mormons
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It is harder for me to disprove plot of movie Matrix as being reality then actual Bible being real...Think about it, think about the insanity you live in where ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE just because there are divine all powerful creatures that can screw with natural laws without leaving any evidence they did so --
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@S4M4R1T4N How can I debate you when you can't supply any scientific evidence to corroborate this story of 600 year old Noah, his Ark, universal flood, convenient age of dinosaur bones (they would have to be 6000 years old or less), etc, etc...How can we debate when every scientific obstacle presented by me can be challenged by introducing "divine magic" from your corner?!
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I've never had Mormons come to my door, ever. J Witnesses, sure, but not these guys.
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@TitoIsTheGreatest With such a well thought out and long-winded argument, I'm shocked you didn't take into account that Noah could have taken infant animals with him... An infant T-rex is borderline harmless. I don't know which animals he decided to take and why. He could have left the dinosaurs or maybe he didn't I don't know, but if you want to continue to have a civilized debate we can keep on it.
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And, why not just treat Bible for what it is, a bunch of allegories written by primitive desert people...Why does this fact have to stand in the way of your spirituality and "godliness"? There could be an all powerful entity out there somewhere, we just have to stop making shit up and establish real communication with it....
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What's this from?
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@S4M4R1T4N Samaritan, you should just close your account now and never show your face again on Youtube ma man..Just embarrassing!
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Supersaurus — Length 130 ft.
Brachiosaurus — Height 82 ft. Weight 65 tons.
Sauroposeidon — Length 100 ft. Height 60 ft. Weight 65 tons.
You wanted CREATIONISM IN ALL ITS GLORY; WELL THERE U HAVE IT lolz...
The comic story continues that this deity could not even work out the fact, that even if a couple of these monsters managed to get on the Ark, the Ark would not have been able to float
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@S4M4R1T4N At that time Noah was 600 years old — another comic twist to the story. In all the rush, this omni everything deity forgot to take into consideration or mention to Noah, the Dinosaurs, Mastodons, etc. These were monsters, some bigger than the Ark.
T-Rex — Length 43 ft. Height 16.5 ft. Weight 8 tons. Diplodocus — Height 90 ft. Weight 17 tons. Mastodon — Height 10 ft. Tusks 15 ft long. Weight 15 tons _____ more to come...
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@S4M4R1T4N When all were inside God himself would close the door and Noah close the window.
Then the rains came down, till the waters were over every mountain in the world, over 5 miles deep.
According to Genesis 150 days [5 months] of flood. Eight people plus all the livestock previously mentioned in that enclosed space-----Awesome!
Ha, this scene is legit, because this is what LDS Missionaries have to face almost everyday when they go out proclaiming the gospel. The threats and vulgar language are common place, but there are alot of good that comes out too, even from those who won't accept the message. They know that even after an encounter such as that, they don't hold a gurdge, ill will nor cast a hex on people as many do believe, they are human as all of us. I've met some cool Elders, and they were alright blokes.
odiemodie1 1 week ago 7
@carbineaction32 Because your beliefs are utterly insane.
ebulating 1 week ago 3