Ask the Adobe ones - Episode 29 - Kush tries to end the year with a bang, or at least a splash. What better time to talk about that illusive energy drink that kept popping up but nobody seems to know about!
Links:
http://labs.adobe.com/technologies/spry/articles/best_practices/samples/pe-07...
Transcript:
Hello again, this is professor Kush. By now you must already know that I'm not a real professor but I'm the closest thing to Santa Claus they could bring into this show because he couldn't make it since he is still suffering from jet lag after all that flying in budget airlines. Yes even he had to cut costs and ground his rain deer fleet this year. It's not easy being cramped in coach for a guy of his size and skidding off the runway doesn't help either.
Today's question is about my favorite beverage. Well, my second favorite when I'm the designated pilot. Sergio asks: What is Aquo?
Well, Aquo is an energy drink, made out of wholesome natural ingredients such as:
High-glucose bean syrup, potassium permanganate, and Urinal nitrate. And unlike other energy drinks, it has no artificial flavors or colors. In fact it tastes just like water.
Ah.. who am I kidding. Look I guess you are old enough to know this now so listen. You see, your mother and I have been sneaking into your room at night while you sleep and we secretly fill your bedside glass with tap water pretending its Aquo. But the truth is Aquo is not real. It really doesn't exist. Maybe there used to be a time when some kind hearted person named St. Aqueous went around giving people free energy drinks in a far away place but in the rest of the world theses days, we just pretend its a real product. So there.
It is quite possible that there could be real products called Aquo out there but the Aquo you saw in all those tutorials and demos is not affiliated with them. Just like how some kids mistake my voice to that of cookie monster but I'm not affiliated with him or any of his affiliates. Especially that creepy red thing with too much imagination!
Hold on for a moment. My producer is saying they have in fact got hold of some video footage that proves Aquo is real! Good heavens! That looks just like a can of Aquo that Karl Soule's been drinking. I'm not quite sure why he is not as toned a typical Aquo drinker is supposed be oh maybe its the fault of that 100% fat chips and the half empty candy jar. The fact that he is interacting with a holographic display projected into thin air is a little strange I must admit. Oh I get it. So maybe Aquo will be a real energy drink in the future! Where did you get this footage? From your imagination?
Well, if you get hold of any kind of evidence that proves either the drink Aquo or the movie Double Identity is real, do send it to me along with any questions you might have about Adobe products that you can't find the answers for in other sources such as forums or technical support.
Instead of the usual spam of the week, today we have the fan mail of the year! Yes I do get fan mail sometimes even though I don't talk about them that much, because I'm too modest. For example, Glenn sent me a holiday greeting also saying that he's "been watching the show religiously since episode one" Well thank you Glenn. I never thought Ask the Adobe one would reach religious status in less than one year. That message is even sweeter than this big virtual kiss that Lu sent me my way for the holidays!
Speaking of fans, Alex asked me if I'm on vacation these days. Well, of course not do you think the Adobe ones ever stop working? He also asked if I would take full advantage of the HD function in our You Tube version. Well, sure why wouldn't I.
Alright that's it for this year. But we have plenty of investigations still under way so stay tuned and keep sending your questions in. Thanks for being part of Ask the Adobe ones and I look forward to the challenges you could throw at us next year. And remember kids, Ask the Adobe ones is the Adobe TV show where YOU get to be the star!
I still remember when I was a kid I was puzzled about Aquo myself. See, I was asking my parents how come the neighbor's kid gets Aquo and I don't. I was told that Aquo is only for church going kids Buddhist kids don't get anything.
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Fat to Thin using Photoshopby bmagera911,398,983 views
strange i never even cared about what aquo could be until now, yet I've seen it everywhere and just accepted that it was real. I'd search it up on google first b4 asking a question like that.
lordofdoosh 3 years ago 4
Very entertaining :P
ZoneProds 2 years ago