NO TOILET PAPER

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Category:

Comedy

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• out
• of
• toilet
• paper
• buttwipe
• ninja

[braytex]

oh shit, no toilet paper or socks in sight! here kitty kitty kitty......

[buuski]

@Thapokefreak

You can't wipe shit with a piece of shit

[simwarn]

hopefully it doesen't zoom into his steam hose

[wet6u3576]

use hand lol

[frozenskipper]

1)Take the toilet paper roll of the thing it's hanging on. 2) Split it in two using the spiral shape on it. 3) The cardboard is made from two layers of thick paper, take both halves that u split , and edgewise, you will split this in half as well. At this point, you should have 4 pieces of paper that are thicker than toilet paper but thinner than cardboard. 4)Use this.

[BaPeZtaBiTcHez]

Maybe I'm getting too technical here, but in my house, we have 12 packs of toilet paper in the closet either in or next to the bathroom...so unless you buy one roll at a time like an idiot, couldn't you just get a new one?

[staggo3000]

thats why you check before you shit if there is toilet paper

[GaryYudman]

Use a banana.

Yep. No TAA video is safe from banana jokes.

[helzabre]

Oh, TJ, I love how your mind dwarfs any of my friend's yet you make some of the most retarded decisions. If your toilet paper roll is out just walk across your house with your pants around your knees to get some more. You're 6' 4" and over 300 lbs, you can beat the shit out of your friends if they make fun of you.

[SilaconYT]

@epicpwner0 I laughed

[epicpwner0]

I would just take off my underwear and wipe with that. I wouldn't mind walking around commando for a few minutes while I get a new pair. My underwear gets skid stains from farting anyway.