Dead Kennedys Jock O Rama

You really like gorillas?
We've got just the pet for you
It's the way you're forced to act
To survive our schools

Make your whole life revolve around sports
Walk tough-don't act too smart
Be a mean machine
Then we'll let you get ahead

Jock-O-Rama-Save my soul
We're under the thumb of the Beef Patrol
The future of America is in their hands
Watch it roll over Niagara Falls
Pep rally in the holy temple
And you're forced to go
Masturbate en masse
With the favored religious cult
Cheerleaders yell-"Ra Ra Team"
From the locker room parades the prime beef
When archaeologists dig this up
They'll either laugh or cry

Jock-O-Rama-On the brain
Redneck-a-thon drivin' me insane
The future of America is in their hands
Watch it roll over Niagara Falls
Unzip that old time religion
On the almighty football field
Beerbellies of all ages
Come to watch the gladiators bleed
"Now boys, this game ain't played for fun
You're going out there to win
How d'ya win?
Get out there
And snap the other guy's knee!"

Beat 'em up! Beat 'em up!
Ra Ra Ra
Snap those spinal cords
Ha Ha Ha

The star quarterback lies injured
Unconscious on the football field
Looks like his neck's been broken
Seems to happen somewhere every year

His mom and dad clutch themselves and cry
Their favorite son will never walk again
Coach says, "That boy gave a hundred percent
What spirit
What a man"

But who cares?
Games over-Let's go get wasted man
To the 7-11, to the liquor store
Let's party all night and party some more

Another Trans-Am
Wrapped itself around a telephone pole
"I ain't drunk, officer
I just fell gettin' out of my car"

Don't worry about it, son
We were that way when we were young
You've got all the skills
To make a damn good businessman

Jock-O-Rama-that's the law
Come lick the butts of the Beef Patrol
If the future of America is handed to them
Watch it roll over Niagara Falls

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Dead
• Kennedys
• Jello
• Punk
• Music
• Jock

[cfredrics]

Some jocks who live in my dorm were giving me shit today. Looks like I will have to give them a 45 minute run of this song on repeat. And my speakers are LOUD.

[fat8622]

I fucking hate jocks. Pick on the little guy just because they can't handle their homosexual rage, and somehow girls fall for them over the creative types. The truth is, most aren't even that attractive, they're usually not very attractive from all the swelling they get from being beaten on the head constantly

[SuperBspb]

This song is against everyone that I hate, that's why I love the Dead Kennedys.

[Alxmastr]

I find this song hilarious I love it so much!

[kevinallupinit]

I saw Jello perform and I must say, it was a fun time.

[dwarffortress69]

@fat8622 Your username is fitting.

[TheTorturekilla]

OOoooooAAAAoooooo.. OOoooooAAAAoooooo

[pepeg737]

Sick of jocks thinking they're superior to nerds, when nerds are the ones that actually have a future.

[WaltDisneyisracist]

if you hate jocks, do what i did. go to school in the city.

perks include: watching black chicks fight.

[jaylow7]

i listened to this in high school while playing football and rugby and still play rugby now...and now im a pro bass player. interesting

[JuanitoJohnes53]

DEE DEE RAMONE LOL!!! 2:56

[PlutoniumPlayPin]

@LivLondonista Yeah, and they're thinking, "Dude.. bruh, I, like, hate this song and junk. I need to drink some beer, work out and date rape some chick. I got church tomorrow."