Kongregate Game Reviews - You Have To Burn The Rope

Game: You Have To Burn The Rope
Maker: Mazapan
My Rating: 3/5

I think it's pretty clear that this is a very simplistic game. Supposedly, there's a message about gaming in general in this game, but I can't see it. I don't know. Something about how video games are too easy nowadays or something. But anyway, here's my second Kongregate Game Review. Enjoy.

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Kongregate
• Game
• Reviews
• You
• Have
• To
• Burn
• The
• Rope
• Amish
• Grinning
• Colossus
• Mazapan
• Asian
• Thong
• Axe

[NewbieOwnage]

Obvisously someone dosn't get paid enough attention too. Just shut the fuck up and play the game.

[MidoriSkyJT]

Do I know you or do you just not know how to have fun?

[Duhya]

Dude this was the best fucking game evar, and btw reviews where its just some random ass text on the screen are pretty freakin gay. Why not play the game instead of watching a review of it, its free for such a awesome game! You can beat it in the time it takes to watch this shit!

[MidoriSkyJT]

You can finish the whole thing in literally 20 seconds. It's not so much an actual review as it is making fun of certain aspects of it. Excuse me if my style of humor isn't exactly your taste.

[Zikenma]

REGISTER YOUR HYPERCAM. LOL.

[Huffleclawmage]

Damn! How'd you manage to finish it so quickly? Took me months.

[sky86560]

good song

[sky86560]

good game and great song好歌一首阿

[tehbp3500]

This is the best video ever. So hilarious. XD

[maxzor1]

yeah matrix time XD

[cankat917]

why do they give u weps if u cant usem lmao

[splitlee2evol]

I thought your review was pretty funny. I enjoy that "game" just for a good laugh at the end song.

[Schindlabua]

that remix was awesome

[DragonK10456]

MINE BETTER!