101 ways to annoy severus snape

Well, there seems to be a populairty abnout these about. I remeber seeing the orginal about 2 years ago n loving it. Now ive made my own. Most of the ideas are my own but several are borrowed or inspired and adapted. :) Hope you enjoy it. x

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[Snivelly1997]

I've got one!

When he bends down to inspect your potion, take out your wand and yell "LUMOS!" in his face, then run before his eye sight returns! And permenantly stick pictures of Lily, James and Harry smiling and having fun, and Snape and Lily when she is against him. Another one would be to go on about the Prophecy all day long. (First half only)

And when he sets you homework, infront of every one else say "Sorry Professor, I'm eavesdropping on really important prophecies"

[Snivelly1997]

@Snivelly1997 And my other ideas. Get some friends, when in Potions Class just randomly sing, "Doe. A deer. A female deer." over and over again. Another one, force him to watch Bambi. When in Potions class, randomly say out loud so he can here you. "Oh Harry, you look just like your father, except you've got your mother's eyes. Oh how you are just like your mother in personality. You'd make your mother proud! Anyone who hates you disgraces her I think."

[livstar93]

@Snivelly1997 you have some great ideas. and original ones to :) you shud make your own one of these ^^

[livstar93]

@Snivelly1997 LOL love them ^^

[slyrocks3]

11 and 12 will actually get you killed. Well, first detention, then when you fall asleep he kills you..

[livstar93]

@slyrocks3 yes. i would agree with that. lol

[AliceJasperLover]

I love the Potter Puppet Pals!

[Flipray2009]

@Snivelly1997 Samething for that first one with you.

[Flipray2009]

i get the feeling you got the first one from that list called"ways to annoy snape".

[TsukiakariMegami]

I've got one! Ask him if he'd be willing to taste your love potion. And tell him you don't mean the one in the cauldron...

[Aliroxursoxoff]

28 is cruel!! :O ah well :P

[legoclub123456]

warning: some of these pranks will cause snape to pull a gun.

the last person to pull all of these pranks in one daay dissapeared one night and was never seen again

[MJAngelLove]

I got one as well as being a Harry Potter Fan I'm a Michael Jackson Fan. So here's mine.

102, While he's sleeping dress him as Michael Jackson play Billie Jean in Potions and say loud enough everyone can Hear Michael Michael Michael Michael Moonwalk for us.

[Elizablue2]

I have one. Knit him a black scarf with skulls on it and give it to him in front of the whole class. Say "I think it would go well with your personality!"

[donotmeswithmeorelse]

he most likely would kill u on every prank so u have to pick one before u die

[klakka989]

do ypu want to get yourself killed

[klakka989]

67 68 is just mean