The Expendables Movie Review Film Pigs Vlog #55

The Film Pigs really enjoy thick, veiny things that are constantly shooting and exploding. What? No, not that! You're sick! We're talking about Sylvester Stallone, the last guy on Earth who can still make action movies without resorting to nonsense plot devices involving dream states or rich people in superhero costumes. This guy can blow stuff up for no good reason. That's what makes him a real man, people.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Film
• Pigs
• Movie
• Review
• Expendables
• Stallone
• Statham
• The Expendables
• Jet Li
• Dolph Lundgren
• Steve Austin
• Bruce Willis
• Governor of California

[LasciviousLibra]

How the FUCK do the FILM PIGS overlook BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA? This has completely shattered my faith.

[rattrap3]

"are you lit at all?"

awesome 3:34

[MegaPhoenixBird]

@droidguy1119 Agree. I saw the film TWICE, after I got a FREE ticket refund after idiots talked throughout the entire Saturday Night screening. The second viewing the flaws were far more noticable and I realised what a mediocre action film it was. More like a cheesy lame JASON STATHAM action movie (well technically it was).

Already the backlash has begun and people realised they conned into believing this was a 80s megastar get- together instead of the shitty 5 minute cameos and action it was.

[droidguy1119]

At least I heard you say THEY LIVE.

[droidguy1119]

Lame. Hated THE EXPENDABLES. Terrible compared to RAMBO. Why does everyone think this is at all a good throwback when the action is quick-cut shaky-cam crap and all the gore is really godawful CG because the movie was shot as PG-13? Why does a B-action movie need almost 20 minutes of boring shit with Statham's girlfriend? Most important, what happened to the original concept of re-gathering all the '90s titans like Van Damme and Seagal, and why were they replaced with pro wrestlers?

[wnxpigpen]

Instead of the film pigs listicle, when can we see the film pigs testicle?

[wexerguy90]

@wnxpigpen do what lol

[wnxpigpen]

@wexerguy90 What I am really disapointed with is that 49er hat.

[TI994]

Great movie, great review and have to agree thought Dolph was excellent, his best performance since the original Universal Soldier.

[GoldenFlither15]

Ah, finally. We were beginning to wonder. Not that 'The Core' DVD commentary wasn't top-notch and worth the wait.

Great vlog as always. I had a feeling you'd be seeing this one. I saw it opening day.

Listicle: A tie between Die Hard and Robocop. But I agree; there's so many.