seinfield 2: PLAYTESTER'S REPORT [fore ea only]

At 0800 AM I joined =RROD= clan's 64 player wake only lag enabled server. After familiarising myself with the flare key I attempted to establish contact with one of the natives, who upon seeing me started thrusting his knife in my direction! Thankfully I remembered my training and stabbed him in the ear, upon which point his flailing corpse recoiled like a burning snake and flopped face down onto the rough asphault of the carrier runway. My pistol seemed ineffective at shifting his prone body, something you guys might want to fix with a 2GB patch. As you requested I made use of C4 plastic explosive in encouraging the indigenous to resettle, which has been extremely helpful as on all fronts negotiation has failed. One man begun propelling bags of ammunition towards my virtual face and screaming in some Manchurian dialect, while another attached explosives to my plane as I took off. In the latter case I was able to crush the offending local; please make this more amusing as while in third person view, the "UERGH" death scream is almost inaudible. Death while climbing ladders is, as ever, problematic, causing ragdolls to vibrate at dangerous speeds. Planes are vulnerable to point blank tank shots while travelling at mach 2, something likely too absurd even for the Seinfield series. The indigenous people's local deity, "Punkbuster", still causes arbitrary disconnections when it hemorrhages, or when I start getting a decent score. Helicopters are impossible to control, and I've flattened untold numbers of willing acolytes during the takeoff phase. The maps are so large that I once spent half an hour running in circles, unable to find the escape or open map key. Despite my best efforts I can't seem to open the Xross media bar or Xbox Live overlay, making the prospects of exciting combat action with three of my live-having friends appear very slim. Overall, I'd say that while SF2 is shaping up to be a monster, the game is not balanced for that, and it could be difficult for casual gamers to jump in. I've seen thousands of unnecessary deaths caused by persons other than me, mostly results of the interaction of helicopters and flesh. If you can get these issues cleared up in time for the closure of the master servers, and implement some control system that doesn't require me to press more than one button to do things, this could be a blockbuster hit for 2010. If not, I'm sure Popcap games will be glad to take the franchise off your hands.

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[TheCayogMagor]

It's one of these days not those -___________-

[racistman3D]

@TheCayogMagor quite

[crossfade4seether]

racistman3D can you have them upvote my comment just to raise my self esteem? :3

[racistman3D]

som1 ban this dude

[radiophonics]

THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME critically wounded

[ReallyGoodFeting]

Now i realise what gaming really is about.. killing your teammates while listening to Seinfeld

[AquaticSasquatch]

this is still the greatest video on youtube

[jvemPiRe14]

this is all i do in bf2

[ot2kloon]

grasshopper! at 1:37 ^^

[DanMickie]

lol those guys got PWNED so bad...

[TediI47]

1:00 I cried, im gonna try to play this crap again

[memmetch]

Racistman I love you and I want your babies.

[Ownederd13]

Why didn't I rate this before?

battelfiled 2

[brt5470]

Do you play BF2 often? I want to be teamkilled by you.