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Thats an awesome poem! Masterpiece..
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Oh well I didn't know that
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@0410mushroom dude, u know that this is a joke? this video series is called: Today Now! and is run by the youtube account TheOnion....ur retarded. this account makes parodies..
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I think he just wants to be put in an asylum where nobody will hurt him and he can be alone. That's what I want
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@Trickndel Its the idiots like you who make me think we will all be dead in twenty years. People go along with satire because that's part of satire. Have you no fun?
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how do these guys not crack up delivering the lines?? would love to see some Onion outtakes!
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Shooter may have been planning rampage since his last rampage :D
The Onion is genius!
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Poor Bobby. Good thing he only shot and killed kids. If he was caught smoking pot three times, he be in prison for life. That's about as fair as FOX news is true.
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@paskiiainen ... are you an idiot
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@Fredfredbug4 I prefer World Wide Web butt stalker. More legit sounding.



Judging from the comment bellow me...I don't have high hopes for the human race right now.
Trickndel 1 month ago 36
hahaha, I love The Onion. shows us all how much bullshit the public eats out of the television. You simpletons will believe anything.
conolly123 1 month ago 20