Homeless Christmas Song - Kevin Hamilton

christmas time is finally here
what a glorious time of year
there's ice and flurries
but i've got no worries
cuz im drunk off my ass
on shnapps and beer

oh the wind blows cold
when you're sleeping in the road
but as long as im drunk and my box holds up
i'll have happy homeless christmas

now its time to dec the halls
but all i've got are cardboard walls
i put up a tree and lights all around
and it didn't cost me, cuz its drawn on with crayon

you can keep your heat
and your fancy electricity
i've got rum and cola
and a box of crayolas
its a happy homeless christmas

my favorite part of christmas day
is all the food thats thrown away
theres a royal feast awaiting
in the trash cans every holiday

and if i can't find
some leftover pumpkin pie
i'll just warm up a muffin
inside my dutch oven
its a happy homeless christmas

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• bum
• hobo
• christmas
• happy
• holidays
• catholic
• christian
• tree
• sleigh
• santa
• clause
• rudolf
• snow
• box
• less
• fortunate
• poor
• lazy
• alcoholic
• drunk
• dirty
• bastard

[oldman32123]

@hag0271584 well shut your fucking mouth and give them money.

[hag0271584]

nothink to joke about you sick person feel very sorry for the homeless

[ultrapirtle]

Not really excellent, no. There's nothing happy about being homeless on christmas, as I know from previous experience (and no, I wasn't drunk on schnapps and beer). Not a great way to acknowledge the hundreds of thousands of men, women and children spending today on the street.

[dpnowell]

excellent!!!!! well done!!

[rachelleelle7]

Awesome! Cracked me up, loved the last sign.

[mbarbarelli]

GREAT WORK! :)

[spaffygirl]

Bout time you made your way back here! Where ya been? Love how creative you are! MUAH!

[CAPTINBARNEY]

Awesome. How can you think of think of this stuff.

Its amazing!!!!!

[MichelleDerwinski]

o how ive missed u my dear! lol merry xmas sexy!

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Shit man. That's damn impressive all around. Seriously. Can we do something like this together soon? Cause I'm missing this stuff and you're inspiring the shit out of me haha