Lemon Demon - Hyakugojyuuichi 2003

NEIL:
Hey you, sit down and listen,
Dont be flippant and dont be dismissin.
Think youre a Flash encyclopedia?
Eating, breathing Macromedia?
Think youre cool sayin All Your Base?
Get that Xiao Xiao outta my face.
You gotta be kidding me with that crap,
Animutations where its at.
(chorus)
Nine outta ten sociopaths agree,
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi.
From the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee,
Just take it from me, MC NC.
You wont believe your eyes, youll go insane.
I mean, whats up with that plastic plane?
Youre an idiot if you disagree,
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi.
If you got the time, go grab a pen,
And watch that thing again and again.
Try to figure it out, what does it mean?
Whats the significance of Mr. Bean?
Does anybody know? Are there any takers?
Whats up with all the broken pacemakers?
The world is full of speculation,
But nobody cracks this Animutation.
(chorus)
123Hit it!
AARON:
Wakeman is biased, like a household appliance.
Hello Kitty and McGruff have an unholy alliance.
Science is brutal and it cuts like a knife,
Not even Obi-Wan can save the yodel of life.
Your name is Bob, youre my heart-throb,
I lost my job when I got fired
By a guy named Farchie, he was full of starch,
He smelled like an orangutans old apartment.
Found a hobo in my room, what do I do?
He looks dead, hes full of lead,
Bleeding red onto my bedspread,
And he also seems to be missing his head.
Why am I holding this gun and axe?
Do exploding pacemakers cause heart attacks?
Will Mr. Bean ever get his fill,
Or will he just keep on telling me to kill?
NEIL:
Hey, dont you gimme that look!
You never had what it took.
I took the beef and I beefed it up,
You sat and whined while I took the cup
Of gold. You are getting old.
When you see my face you better fold.
Take this mop and shove it, boy,
Cause its the only way youll be employed.
I am known as the Beef Bastard,
Everyone knows Im the ultimate master.
I am known as the Beef Bastard,
Everyone else is a walking disaster.
I am known as the Beef Bastard,
Think youre fast? Well I know Im faster!
I am known as the Beef Bastard,
Everyone knows Im the ultimate master.
[Gibberish] Beef Bastard!
SHMORKY:
Weeeell Im Shmorky! Eatin PORKY!
Whitey rap sure sounds dorky!
Got a girl shes a DOUBLE D!
I slap her on the butt dressed as a bumble bee!
I eat paste all damn day,
I was in a Shakespeare play.
I sit down on a Lazy Susan,
Spin around like TOMMY CRUISIN!
Bong bong bing bing.
I get payed to play with my thing!
I zip out zip in zip up BEGIN!
ROOM WITH A MOOSE! Jay Lenos CHIN!
Ambulance, Enron, Pee Wee, Pokémon,
Bulbasaur, Pikachu, Jigglypuff, THEY CHOOSE YOU!
And I cant think of anymore to say.
NEIL:
TV says doughnuts are high in fat, kazoo.
Found a hobo in my room.
Its Princess Leia, the yodel of life.
Give me my sweater back or Ill play the guitar!
Its Steves Adventure!
AARON:
One-fifty-one Pokémon on the run.
Suzuki-san is a formation of a bun,
And a veggie burger with tsukemono.
Jay-Jay has flown away with Sonny Bono
To the afterlife to visit Barney Fife,
And to see Peros screenshots of his wife
Named Chris Benoit, wearing a pretty dress,
Saying Watashi wa animutation ga suki desu.
Do the Mario! Isty-bitsy hockey.
Lipsnot is not magic like a monkey.
Captain Lou body-slams a rubber duckie,
Just like in the match of Earth vs. Funky.
Lucky Lucky nice to Mew-two,
I need tea for two, how about you,
Mr. Coldheart, or should I say Professor?
It looks like Lesko got revenge on my dresser.
ZANDER:
Props to Neil, hes the real deal,
His friends all call him Mr. Popiel.
Hes the computer geek who doesnt shower for a week,
His looks are hot, his clothes are CHIC!
He singlehandedly changed the face of the net,
Hes an online semi-celebrity you wont forget.
He stormed onto the scene like a raging thunder,
His seizure inducing flag says Mr. Gahbunga.
TOXIC:
Hey kids!
[Gibberish.]
Get ready to rumble!
[Gibberish.]
Colin Mochrie!
NEIL:
TV says doughnuts are high in fat, kazoo.
Found a hobo in my room.
Its Princess Leia, the yodel of life.
Give me my sweater back or Ill play the guitar!
There you have it, thats the game.
One-fifty-one, we can all be the same.
Im sure that its been appetizing,
With all the subliminal advertising.
This has been a celebration, Animutation fans across the nation
In formation raise their hands in dedication
To the crazy-flashing-psychopathic-happy-dancing-super-magic-
Power-mega-ultra-kitschy Hyakugojyuuichi.
(chorus)

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• lemon
• demon
• clown
• circus
• neil
• cicierega
• music
• hyakugojyuuichi
• 2003

[troxxpwns]

God how many Lemon Demon/Niel Cicierega references can you find in this :D

[TheYgob]

the chorus sooooooooooo makes me think of neil on some sort of japanese gameshow, singing with a bunch of little japanese kids. its a good look for him! :)

[iamuriah]

@BeastAGS1 awesomness thats what it is awesomeness...

[BeastAGS1]

WTF is this?

[Iamawesome79850]

@bigpyro1618 lol ikr, I have it equipped most of the time on that game, but I haven't played that game for about a month

[bigpyro1618]

@Iamawesome79850 That is epic.

[Iamawesome79850]

@bigpyro1618 Think your cool saying "All your Base"? lol I play a game called HeroSmash and they have a weapon called All your Mace XD

[bigpyro1618]

What IS up with that plastic plane?

[zachy7777]

Is that the same Shmorky that does commentary with Retsupuare?

[BeefBastard]

@superherofae Hey! Me too!

[JeremyPetho]

whitey rapping sure sounds door-key