Justin Bieber's "Baby" currently has over 600 million views on youtube. It also has over 200 million dislikes and over 6 million comments (feat. Heterosexism and General Unpleasantness). Here's my take on it.
Lyrics:
I know I love you
Or at least I should
Because you shout whenever
I'm not being good
Not being "normal"
Just way too queer
When you try controlling it
It reappears
Are we an item?
No, we have agency!
Our relationship
Will not define me
Going through the motions
Like a hetero mime
And now I realize for the first time
I'm only with you because of
Compulsory heterosexuality
Maybe we should consider breaking up
Compulsory heterosexuality
Keeps on working to define me
Compulsory heterosexuality
I really want to break up with you
For you
I would do whatever
It's part of that social script
We read together
Everybody's reading it
No one's aware
They didn't write this shit
It was just there
"Is it a choice?"
What an awful question
But if you don't read that script
Then you'll get asked it
So act confused
"Is what a choice?"
"Ah, I see. Yes, yes, of course 'it's' not a choice! That's why they call 'it'..."
Compulsory heterosexuality
Compulsory means not chosen
What could choice really be?
When we've got compulsory heterosexuality
What does it mean to be "me"?
That may be too hard a question to answer in a JBiebz song
Oh, JBiebz
How folks malign you
They call you gay
Much harsher words too
But your music quality
And your sexuality
And your gender
They're all different things
Attacks on
Your masculinity
Are meant to de-legitimize you
To make you nothing
But femme-y boys
They're really something
Something beautiful
Something amazing
So let's all stop enforcing
Compulsory heterosexuality
It's really, entirely useless
This isn't about procreation
It's entirely about the erasing
Of wonderful human diversity
Let's cut that shit out now
Compulsory heterosexuality
It's seriously just the worst
I think I love you
canomia 1 day ago
awesome!
BubblyBubie 2 weeks ago
Oppressed faggots of the world unite!!!
Everyone come to the sodomizers' festival!!!
unknown19811 2 months ago
let's escape compulsory heterosexuality together!
apandabearish 3 months ago
i was into compulsory heterosexuality long ago, how i could not being a teenager in the spain of the 90's? let's enjoy human diversity!!! love to you all :)
araumas 3 months ago
yum, cute guy
inneedofakiss 3 months ago
Love!
sillyyetsuccinct 3 months ago
when i watch your videos i don 't feel alone in this
Liyiemen 3 months ago
I love this. I love you. But please, bring back the stache.
yakilerer 3 months ago
i don't have words to decribe my love my love for this <3
theycallmechinatown 3 months ago