I'm emigrating! Buy my paintings really cheap, please!

[Another Edit - These are the paintings that have now been nabbed, by the mysterious lovelies:

Undead Presley
Shaun & Ed
John Candy
Landscape
Die Bitches
Muppet Messiah
Feel the force, baby (Elvis Stormtrooper)
Xmas '83
Washing of the water
Indy Music
The Walrus (John Lennon)]

[Edit - Look at the 9 minute mark, I look like a fat Derren Brown!]

If they don't sell I'm going to burn them, and because they took so long to paint and I love them I'll jump into the flaming fire to be with them, just to BE with them, and I'll catch on fire and DIE OF FIRE.

Don't make me die of fire. I beg of you :(

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[phreddcatt]

Jimjeroo YOU are brilliant and funny. I would watch your television show about your paintings any day. Wow did I laugh. Thank you. Thank you very much!

[GemmaFaeBellshill]

Youre Derrens Double :O :) Luviit

[mupploader]

very nice paintings. but are you hyper active? :P. thats not a bad thing. :D

[clepto4peace]

Hey Jim nice stuff, if i weren't a broke artists as well I'd make you an offer. I really likes your portraits but I would lay off the cheesy landscapes and angel thing, not as nicely painted and kinda kitch. The portraits are funny like you and lots of people like pop culture. Good luck with Mexico!

[piloot]

Your fucking funny!!!!!!!!!

[enchantednightshade]

washing of the water is beautiful xx

[idotvads]

You've got an adorably infectious personality. Very entertaining and a joy to watch! The Jesus H(enson) Christ painting is a winner.

[MBRHIndustries]

the jim henson one is my favorite. if your show is nationally syndicated I'm watching it.

[PositivelyPrimitive]

Congrats Jim, Will you actually be ON the show, like PeeWee Herman (but hopefully no embarassing porn film arrests coinciding!)? NM, hmmmmm, have fun! Anne

[futurefwyntonmarsal]

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I cry a thousand tears my friend...