Published on Dec 23, 2012
First get out a slice of bread and a knife.
Then take out your jam of choice. mine is strawberry.
Now begin to cut the bread in half. don't cut yourself.
Take the two slices, place them into the toaster and push down.
You get a call from your wife. You instantly regret picking up.
She tells you she has been with another man.
She tells you that you are incapable of love.
She tells you she faked every orgasm.
You struggle to reply because you know she is right.
The toast pops up. The slices are ready to be taken out.
Its time to spread the jam.
You try and open the jar but can't.
This is when you realize how worthless you are.
Take the knife and strike down into the toaster.
The electric shock fills your body until all you hear is your heart stops pumping.
You are finally free.
Your toast is done.
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