Chris Cohen - Facebook vs Taylor Swift

Dear Facebook users, please gain some perspective. Best wishes, life.

Lyrics

It was late at night, I was checking my wall and
Tagging myself in a photo before
I went to bed, No idea of just what lay ahead
While I lay asleep, my life was changing,
The whole of facebook it was re-arranging
It all changed
My life would never be the same again
In the morning I woke up and I connected
And I totally lost all my perspective
and I didnt know what to do, so I just
Set my status, to facebook is a load of crap
Set up a group saying give us our old facebook back
Cried at my desk and fell to the floor cos
I just do not think that I can take this any more
Status has changed to whats on your mind and
So many things I can no longer find
Profiles a mess
The way it used to be yeah that was best
Feel like Ive been used I feel violated
Surely none of this was anticipated
Whyd they do this to me,
Please Lord just tell me why, so I just
Set my status, to facebook is a load of crap
Set up a group saying give us our old facebook back
Wrote them an email, saying that I hope they die
Youve ruined my life oh facebook tell me why

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Chris
• Cohen
• Taylor
• Swift. Facebook
• New
• Changes
• Love
• Song
• Perspective
• Comedy

[xXxl0tti3xXx]

Nooo lol, the whole point of the song is to embarass people who made such a big fuss about the new facebook, when really it wasnt that bad!! And he's just saying that theres people starving and dying and all we care about is the new facebook layout! Its very funny!

And yes, I was one of them who made a fuss =D

[biggy1100]

britains got talent dude!!! would be brillient to see someone good on it LOL!!

[rebeccalafferty]

People can even die from ingrown toenails XD LOL

[ThraxTFA]

I've decided that with every complaint I see on my wall I'm going to link this

[JACK019930]

dude don't ruin your life by going on britain's got talent and x-factor! you could do better than everyone on them by doing it the old fashioned way! :D

[joshua7480]

one of the best song

[badmanovdarnall]

Dude U shud go on X - FACTOR

ur good lol :L

[timothydhughes]

@MarilyHearts

No, that will be a capo.

[jennyisawinner]

A music video of this would be awesome! The song is gut-busting funny. Maybe your fans could send in videos and you could smash them together to make.....IDK....do you do that???

[jennyisawinner]

A music video of this would be awesome! The song is gut-busting funny.

[hwud1]

the 5+ dislikes are those iPad nano "fail" morons !

[MarilyHearts]

@twiffy2 That's called a peg. It's part of the guitar.