I Got a Main - Nananea ft. Craig the Patient

Parody of Positive K's "I Got a Man"
Download link - http://db.tt/emeL1yi

Enjoy!

I Got A Main Lyrics


Craig Aiyyo sweetie, yo gear is lookin' pretty
What's a priest like you doin in the EL EF GEE
Nana I'm just here, tryin to put some heals down
Craig Yeah, I think I like how that sounds
What you say we gets to know each other better?
Nana That sounds good but I got something I should tell ya
Craig Sure that's fine, but since I got ya on tha line
How about ya join my guild so we can talk all tha time?
Nana See you didn't listen cuz I'm really hard to tame How should I put it, I got a main

Craig What's your main got to do with me?
Nana I told ya
Craig I'm not tryin to hear that see
Nana I'm not one of those girls that go hoppin' tha guilds
Craig I'm main tank baby, sah ya-know I got da skills
Nana I'll admit, I like how you kick it
Craig Now you're talkin baby, dats da ticket
Nana Now don't get excited cuz it's all in vain I already told ya, I got a main
Craig What's your main got to do with me?
Nana I got a main
Craig I'm not tryin to hear that see
Nana I got a main
Craig What's your main got to do with me?
Nana I got a main
Craig I'm not tryin to hear that

Nana Now you can persist to recruit me all day But ain't nothin gonna change
Craig Yeah baby, sure you're right
I'mma break it down and do whatever I gots to do
I tell you now, I got a raid spot for you
Nana You got a spot, but it's not for me You better recruit an H pally or a tree
Craig You know what's the problem, ya not used to raidin'
My guild's number 1, and your main's is like 80
Nana I got a question to ask you mate
Are you a mage, cause you keep feedin me cake
Craig You know what they say about those who sweat theyselves
You might find yourself, by yourself
I'm not puggin because I'mma main raider
When I kill the last boss, don't try to kick it to me later
Nana All them guildies must got you gassed
Craig A-when they see a good player they don't let'em pass
Nana Well that's OK, cause see if that's their plan
Cause for me, I already got a main

Craig What's your main got to do with me?
Nana I got a main
Craig I'm not tryin to hear that see
Nana I got a main
Craig What's your main got to do with me?
Nana I got a main
Craig I'm not tryin to hear that

Craig What am I, some fail DPS
that just stood in a fire givin you tons of stress?
I don't want no beef, I just wants to get together
Nana But how you talkin, pssssh, whatevah!
Craig We can't have nothin
Nana It all depends
Craig Well if we can't be guildies than we can't be friends
Nana Well then I guess it's nothing
Craig Well hey I think you're bluffing
Nana Well I'mma log my main
Craig Well I can get some other healin
Ya better catch a flashback remember I'm not paid a dime
You know my style, from "It's Almost Raid Time"
Nana All I remembers an excuse me miss
You can't get a heal like me with a line like this
Craig Well look we'll treat you good
Nana My guild treats me better
Craig We'll talk sweet on Ventrilo
Nana My guild writes love letters
Craig We'll tell you that we want you, and tell you that we care
Nana My guild says the same except they're sincere
Craig Well we've got a massive guild bank, that's what we're about
Nana My guild buys me things and they help me out
Craig Well you can keep your guild, cause we don't go that route
Nana Don't you know you hafta respect me?
Craig There's a lot of healers out there who won't say no
Nana You're out for mami with your guild bank money
Craig Uh...Boom batter my pockets is gettin fatter
I wanna tank for you and excite ya
Let me know your RealID so I can type ya
So when your main don't treat you like they used to
I kick in like a turbo booster
You want raidin you don't have to ask when
Your main's a headache, I'll be your aspirin
All confusion, you know I'll solve em
Nana I got a main
Craig You got a what?
How long you had that problem?
What's your main got to do with me?
Nana I got a main
Craig I'm not tryin to hear that see
Nana I got a main
Craig What's your main got to do with me?
Nana I got a main
Craig I'm not tryin to hear that
Nana I got a main
Craig Aiyyo baby send me a tell if you wanna raid
Nana I got a main
Craig I told ya I treat you right
Nana I got a main
Craig Aww c'mon now ain't no future in frontin
Nana I'm not havin it
Craig C'mon Miss, oh we back on that again
Uhh, I'm not tryin to hear that see
Nana I got a main
Craig But your main ain't with me
Nana Uhh, uhh, I got a main
Craig You got a WHAT?
Nana Uhh, uhh, uhh, I got a man
Craig You got a WHAT?

Category:

Music

Tags:

• craigthepatient
• nananeawow
• plutonious9
• ctp
• nananea
• positive k
• parody
• i got a man
• funny
• comedy
• spoof
• humor
• WoW
• World of Warcraft
• World Warcraft
• raid
• fun

[olfan92]

funny how black people act like gods in wow when they didnt even play warcraft 3... just sayin not hatin.

[plutonious9]

@olfan92 Neither of us is black and I'm not sure it even matters. I've played Warcraft since Orcs and Humans lol.

[omfgirl2]

My guild don't write me love letters :/

[2ManRaid]

@NananeaWoW Lol take your time :P but seriously I love this song xD

~Crowe

[NananeaWoW]

@2ManRaid @HordeOnYourTube I have had the first scene done for like a month...just get blocked :(

[2ManRaid]

@HordeOnYourTube I know! which is why she should start getting to work and baking like 20 thousand cookies! o.O lol

~Crowe

[HordeOnYourTube]

@2ManRaid Nananea is a machinimator herself

[Dreyfusxano]

That rocked, nice flow. This needs to become a music video.

[2ManRaid]

Soooooo basically another hit from Nananea and Craig the Patient... but ummm Machinima? This song deserves one like seriously! I would even do it o.O lol So anyone with Machinima skills start msging these artist right now saying you would like to do it plus give them both a cookie for presenting this epic song! otherwise I'll have to start Death griping foes. >.>

~Crowe

[CraigThePatient]

@Quix0tica Thanks A Lot...Love Compliments From You :)