Let's Stick Together (Blur Supa Shoppa parody)

Blur's album The Special Collectors Edition featured 'Supa Shoppa' instrumental. It was also a B-side from the single Parklife.

This song is based upon a true story about our friend Mark L.
He and three other friends used to house share in Brougham Street, Hull. For a time it was the place to go after the big nights out. A member of Clem found a rude magazine under Mark's bed when a Friday night in was planned - although only Clint had stayed in as he had a superb game of Football Manager going on his Commadore 64 (Green screen/brown screen/green screen etc.).
So the Clem member decided that reading out loud the stories in said magazine was the thing to do (as ever). That magazine soon turned into a hot potato. Doctor Bingo still read it though - and it stunk!

Can I help you sir? I can see by my overhead projection mirror - and shoplifter deterrent, you are yet again perusing the gentleman's selection. Perhaps I could interest you in some of our XXX under-the-counter magazines? They are as you English are famous for saying 'Red Fucking Hot".

You've been sent to Coventry, he read through his tears,
His bird had blown him out, confirming his worst fears,
He turned into a wanker,

Rushing to convenience store, three pounds in pocket,
Selecting a top shelf toss book, his cock hard as a rocket,
He turned into a wanker,

He shot all over the page; the stains were there to see
He shot all over the page; I'm glad it's him not me,
He never said why he did it but the stains were there to see

He reaches under his mattress, for one of his crusty reads,
He pulls out his best Parade - the one he bought in Leeds,
Oh yeah, he turned into a wanker,

I can't open the pages, these mags are so shit,
He tugged and ripped a page, stuck together with his love spit,
Oh yeah, he turned into a wanker,

Oh why I wank, while my friends are out the house I wank,
Quick why won't you go away - get yourself down to Cod,
I'll stay here for ten minutes cos I need to pull my pud (oh yeah).

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@worldofclem - I only have 'Bum Tricks' available (this months edition). All the others have stickage