The Chaser's War on Everything - The Eulogy song episode 20

The famous Eulogy song



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Stan zemanek peter brock steve irwin princess diana john lennon jeff mcmullen yoko ono jeff buckley belinda emmett andrew hansen john f kennedy paul mccartney peter meakin booze bus pimpmobile
Here it is, folks...

My great-grandfather died this week. I couldn't stand him, actually, nobody could, but as soon as he passed away everybody went around saying what a top bloke he was. I'd like to dedicate this song to you, Gramps.

He was very hard of hearing
He was dull and domineering
Misogynous, cantankerous and vain
He hit the bottle every night
He hit my grandma out of spite
And those stories about his bunions were a pain

But all that's now forgotten
Once he took his final breath
Yes, even pricks turn into top blokes after death

You don't believe me? Allow me to furnish you with a few examples.

Steve Irwin lived in khaki
A cartoon kamikaze
Who taunted crocs and tots so frequently
And Brocky was some revhead who pumped the air with pure lead
So anti-green he drove into a tree

But all that was forgotten
Once they took their final breath
Yes, even tools turn into top blokes after death

John Lennon chose the hippie life
He chose some nutbag for a wife
And his songs were never quite as good as Paul's
Jeff Buckley fooled all lovers
Just one album, mostly covers
With more whaling than Japan does off our shores

But all that was forgotten
Once he took his final breath
Yes, even wankers turn into top blokes after death

Princess Di was just a slut for sex
When they looked in the car wreck
Her dress was wet with Arab semen stains
Stan Zemanek was a racist jock
A fatso xenophobic cock
Whose views were more malignant than his brain

But all that was forgotten
Once he took his final breath
Yes, even arseholes turn into top blokes after death

It's not how they lived that counts, but how we re-write the book
When it comes to truth it's best to use restraint
It pays to throw away the facts and have a rose-coloured look
When he dies Martin Bryant will look a saint

Don Bradman was a total bastard
Grumpy, greedy, tight-arsed
Who couldn't even score one run last time he played
Kerry Packer was a brothel chief,
A tax cheat and a kidney thief
And procreating Jamie was the worst mistake he made

But all that was forgotten
Once he took his final breath
Yes, even c*nts turn into top blokes after death

Belinda Emmett was a.....

(anxious hushings by the other Chasers)

Remember all will be forgotten once we take our final breath
Yes even pervert motherfuckers
Even rampant child abusers
Even local Baghdad looters
Even baby bunny rooters
Even reckless drunken drivers
Even rodent sperm imbibers
Even violent p**fter bashers
Even public penis flashers
Even rotting corpse-molesters
Even human piss ingesters
Even tiny kitten kickers
Even anal finger lickers
Even Anna bloody Coren
Yes, even she will be a top bloke after death

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[LukeCoulson]

Dear fabercastell3

Excellent scatology. Death becomes them.

Yours sincerely,

Luke Coulson

[fabercastell3]

thanks buddy

[bohden]

Chris Hanson has one of those faces you just wanna punch the FUCK out of.

[fabercastell3]

who's chris hanson?

[Remus0387]

zephranna, appears there is a troll on this board best thing to do is ignore and he will eventually go they feed off conflict it's not about winning they always think they have but about attention.

[fabercastell3]

what? who is that for?

[KorruptSnake]

Internet Toughie much.

[Jabeth1]

that is fucking AWSOME THEY ARE LEDGENDS

[zettabit]

This has to be played at Steve jobs funeral.

[Alloflifedecays]

@pokupokupoku Why do you think the media pushes controversy about the song?

[T00c00L998]

@bohden It's Andrew Hansen, douchebag.

[DREAMofSLEEP1NG]

Other way around for Chris Benoit

[ThePopculturist]

@pokupokupoku Australian Media. 'Nuff Said.

[smelix34]

It's true, it's making fun of how the media portray celebrities. I think it's funny and it's the chaser, you shouldn't take any of their skits too seriously.

[cubanboy740]

WTF what did steve irwen ever did to you chasers? I mean i like your jokes but dont cross the line with steve irwin, cuz he has done more in his life for animals that you fags ever did.

[jsr9422]

its all in good fun. yeah its true, people think..hang on...maybe i shouldnt of been so harsh...they're dead now. but seriously, this guy doesnt actually think these people are tools...its all just a joke. but, he does get the point across. Be nice, leave a good impression. because when they are gone. you cant.

[miniscafa5]

@studionightbird0 jon lajoie wrote a song about that

[auzziestana]

Anna Corrin LOL