Flowers of Despair: The Prologue: Rough Draft 1

It's about a boy named Tomato. The video kinda explains the rest. Also, this isn't the finished product, it's just the first very non-polished version.

Full Prologue text here:
Ok, so there's this boy. His name was Tomato. People would point and laugh at him and say, "Haha, you're named after a vegetable!".

He would respond, "Nuh-uh! It's a fruit! And it's pronounced to-MAY-to, not to-MAH-to." It was pretty sad.

His parents named him Tomato because he was born in a tomato field. Also, he was genetically part tomato; he has laser-eyes, like most tomatoes. Yeah, it's weird.

Then the world nearly ended. Hurricanes and such. People died. Most of them, anyway.

A few women lived. And Tomato. He had a couple of guns, too. And infinite ammo. (He used a cheat code).

He had sex with tons of women. Literally. They had tons of babies. Literally.

But he met one very special girl. Her name was Potato. People would point and laugh at her and say "Haha, you're named after a vegetable!"

She would respond, "Yeah, so what? At least my name isn't to-MAH-to." It was pretty sad.

And then they had sex. Again and again and again and again. And again.

They did it on beds, couches, chairs, the floor, in closets, in showers, on tables, on counters, in cars, and on trampolines. At least, they would have if they had had these things after the hurricanes and such.

Then he died. That was sad, too. But the women died first, so it was okay.

But Potato outlived them all. It was odd, because she qualified for senior discounts at most places even when she first met Tomato.

No knows why...

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[08funni]

he has laser eyes like most tomatos,yeah i swear WTF

[goaway23113]

....what have we released upon the world?

[allxdout]

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[sitylites]

Narration + video = win. Period.

[Morbidosity]

LOLz.

Wow. Awesome job on the video! I didn't expect it to turn out so...fantastic. ;P

I think my favorite part was either the part with lots of "six"/"sax", or the part where you showed the Cullens getting killed off, except for Alice and Rosalie. XD