Oneg Kid (a shabbat anthem)

Mesch & Cod present a song about their favorite part of Shabbat. Live @ Dominion, NY 2011. see more at meschandcod.com - twitter: @meschandcod


Lyrics:
Sittin' for hours in the t'fillah
Standin' up and sittin' down, make up your mind
We haven't even reached the Mi Chamocha
Can we cross the sea on over to
closing song time

I know that I'm rushing through my prayers
But please god understand I really care
While the cantors singing "Not By Might"
There's a cookie waiting for me and it's black and white

Chorus:
When it's Oneg time
They'll be cookies galore
I'll be dropping challah crumbs
all over the floor

The grape juice is so nasty
but it goes down fine
And when i'm 13 I'll be drinking Kiddush wine

Cause when it's Oneg time
the dessert is always free
This week it's sponsored by
the Berg and Schuster family
Congrats on your Bar Mitzvah
and thanks for the snack
I'll see you all next shabbas...
Oneg Kid will be back
Oneg Kid will be back


Verse 2:
The Rabbi's sermons going on and on
talkin' bout the floods in parasha Noach
But the only thing that's flooding my mind
is the convenant between me and a ragaluch

I know that I'm rushing through my prayers
But please god understand I really care
While the cantors singing "Not By Might"
There's a cookie waiting for me and it's black and white

Chorus:
When it's Oneg time I'm playing tag with my friends
Until we're told to stop running and then the fun ends
I'm eating like a chazar in my clip-on tie
I don't even care that the cookies are dry

When it's Oneg time we'll be have a blast
Unless it's Yom Kippur then we'll be havin' a fast
Oh I love my Oneg, my post-service snack
I'll see you all next shabbas... Oneg Kid will be back
Oneg Kid will be back
Oneg Kid will be
Yum, bum, biddy biddy bim bam bam, yum bum biddy biddy bam!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• mesch
• cod
• jason mesches
• jacob perlin
• pastrami
• comedy
• music
• dominion ny
• musical comedy
• oneg
• shabbat
• debbie friedman
• rabbi
• cantor

[danafine]

I love this! Thanks so much! I would like the words.

[TheMeschandCod]

@danafine we'd love to get them to you... shoot us a message and let us know where we can email them over!

[danafine]

@danafine I cannot figure out how to contact you for the words!! Arghh - I would post my email address but I get nervous. I will post the video to my facebook since its Shabbat and just so perfect.

[TheMeschandCod]

@danafine lyrics are now in the video description if you click "show more". and thanks for the facebook post!!

[serenitysweet]

I know I'm not Jewish, but it's always been a part of me. I remember going to temple with my childhood friend Hannah one time and I loved it. We did the chicken dance, and she spent time teaching me a little Hebrew. I would easily convert. So this song just reminds me of that time with Hannah, good memory. Love the song, love you guys! And I'll admit it makes me feel hipster that nobody knows what I'm talking about when I mention you :P

[phoenixbb770]

rip off of jack black style band. they suck. stupid ass song. wtvr