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Uploaded on Dec 12, 2006

Agent Smith calls Cypher "Mr. Reagan"
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Smith: "Do we have a deal, Mr. Reagan?"
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Cypher: "I don't want to remember nothing, NOTHING. You understand? And I want to be rich, you know, someone important...like an actor."
Smith: "Whatever you want, Mr. Reagan."

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  • ceim vazquez

    What do you think we are? Human? -The Matrix

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  • DarthCipient

    Cypher was right. Fuck the real world. The Matrix is better. I would have said to Agent Smith "I want to be rich, and taller, with a buff body, no health problems, a massive cock, a refractory period of 8 seconds and no longer, billions of dollars, expensive cars, a huge country estate, an exclusive penthouse, limitless pussy, and a perfect but sterile docile wife who will look exactly like I want her to look, who I can fuck whenever I want, however I want, and she'll be an excellent cook"

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  • pratikh

    I always wondered why Cypher trusted Smith to give him what he wanted. They could have just liquefied his body after giving over Morpheus to them.

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  • yohananeliyah

    Well buddy- you're getting your wish.

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    in reply to xknowledgeisfreex (Show the comment)
  • titaniumdiveknife

    Is true. Utter bliss. The truth is sad.

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  • CaptainCrunchOwns

    I like Cracked.com too.

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  • DraganDrabic

    Why didn't Smith order something, I mean kind of makes little sense making reservations at a fancy restaurant and then not ordering anything.

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  • trvius

    Because this was before Reloaded, when Agent Smith became a virus.

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  • Andrew Fehr

    He's a friggin hacker he could've easily hacked his way in and out, though to do so would have been very risky.

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  • FlickerEdge

    Great scene, but there's just one problem with it. Who logged Cypher in and out of the Matrix? Wouldn't he have needed somebody else to do this for him?

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  • xknowledgeisfreex

    Reality is real, matrix is an illusion. I'll choose reality over the matrix anytime, no matter how bad it is. It could be hell and i would still choose it.

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  • MrBigEnchilada

    there's a few other scenes about food too if you watch the whole movie.

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