Mr. Deity and Da Man

Mr. Deity and Larry prepare Adam for an wife.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• mr.
• Deity
• God
• Religion
• Adam
• Man
• Garden
• of
• Eden
• Wife
• Woman
• Helpmeet
• The
• Fall
• Sin
• Waiver

[theperrenialsmartass]

They should read that disclaimer to the groom at all weddings.

[misterdeity]

@theperrenialsmartass It's part of the Mr. Deity wedding package.

[Amphibiot]

The banana you are holding at the end, after the skit, Is that an ironic nod to the bananaman, or just a banana?

[misterdeity]

@Amphibiot Yes. Keep watching the episodes in order. You'll get more of the idea.

[1tabligh]

@Rodafowa Do scientific discoveries and knowledge cause such a scientist to conclude that matter, *unknowing and unperceiving *, is his creator and that of all beings?

No?

Then how can the duped atheists and some of the scientists delude themselve and *believe* that hydrogen and oxygen, electrons and protons, should first produce themselves, then be the source for all other beings, and finally decree the laws that regulate themselves and the rest of the material world?

[Rodafowa]

@1tabligh Yeah, apart from transportation, medicine, food, shelter, leisure, comfort, and am almost unimaginally vast world-wide network of computers providing the largest, most democratic information and communication resource in the history of humanity - what's the scientific method ever done for us, eh?

[1tabligh]

@Rodafowa The atheist Delusion!

How could some of the scientists permit themselves to make a claim that would necessitate knowledge as extensive as the scheme of the universe, when their knowledge of the total scheme of being is *close* to zero, when confronted with a whole mass of unknowns concerning this very earth and tangible, lifeless matter, let alone the whole universe?

[Rodafowa]

@1tabligh You have to love someone deriding science's efficacy and importance to humanity ON THE FLIPPING INTERNET.

[KynMites]

Blasphemer all glory to the FSM

[1tabligh]

What is called science by the *science-worshippers* of the present age and regarded by them as equivalent to the sum total of *reality*, is simply a collection of laws applicable to a single dimension of the world. The result of all human effort and experimentation is a body of knowledge concerning a minute bright dot comparable to the dim light of a candle-surrounded by a dark night enveloping a huge desert of indefinite extent.

All praise is due to ALLAH, the Lord of the Universe.

[juuonse]

I suppose they forgot to mention the rib part.... :D

[bakersfieldmusicnow]

wwooww..yeah just that simple..thanx...praise God..lol..well you/././...hmmmm i guess

[UbiquitousChe]

Celine Dion!

[hstg98]

LOL-These are brilliant! I absolutely love these. -Adam's face at the end, when he signs, is priceless. Keep it up, guys; great work!!