Jonathan Coulton - Shop Vac (Live @ Glasgow 10th Nov 2009)

Jonathan Coulton performing Shop Vac live at the Classic Grand in Glasgow, 10th November 2009

SHOP VAC

We took the freeway out of town
We found a place to settle down
We bought a driveway and a swingset and a dog
You got your very own bathroom
I got my very own workshop in the basement

We sit around staring at the wall-to-wall
Take field trips to our favorite mall
Waiting for the day when all the kids grow up and leave us here

If you need me
Ill be downstairs
With the shop vac
You can call but I probably wont hear you
Because its loud with the shop vac on
But youll be OK
Cause youll be upstairs
With the TV
You can cry and I probably wont hear you
Because its loud with the shop vac on

We hung a flag above the door
Checked out the gourmet grocery store
I bought a mower I can ride around the yard
But we havent got real friends
And now even the fake ones have stopped calling

Maybe if you forget to hide the keys
Ill take a ride to Applebys
Ill come home drunk on daiquiris and throw up on the neighbors lawn

If you need me
Ill be downstairs
With the shop vac
You can call but I probably wont hear you
Because its loud with the shop vac on
But youll be OK
Cause youll be upstairs
With the TV
You can cry and I probably wont hear you
Because its loud with the shop vac on

I like the Starbucks here thats better than the other one
Cause the other ones not as good
They really need to put a light there cause its hard to turn
Its hard to make a left turn

And when its time to go to bed
Im still awake inside my head
Im floating up above the house and looking down
I guess I gotta go back there
I guess there never was any other answer

And as the freeway hums the cars go by
The headlights roll across the sky
Many miles away but I can see them speeding through the dark

If you need me
Ill be downstairs
With the shop vac
You can call but I probably wont hear you
Because its loud with the shop vac on
But youll be OK
Cause youll be upstairs
With the TV
You can cry and I probably wont hear you
Because its loud with the shop vac on

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