Tom Cruise = Crazy (Jonathan Coulton music video)

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LYRICS:
"Tom Cruise is so in love with Katie
At least all his people tell him so
And while he thinks that she's a very special lady
It's probably not the way he'd choose to go
And a lifetime of longing looks would cause too much

distraction
Good thing that he's not gay anymore

Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy
Just be glad it's him not you
If you had Tom Cruise's troubles
You might be Tom Cruise crazy too
You'd flash your big white shiny smile
You'd buy expensive shoes
But you'd be the only man on Earth
Who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise
Oh no, you couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise is always getting older
He knows he'll never be that young again
And when Tom Cruise looks back over his shoulder
He says a thousand younger leading men
He knows someday he'll have to play
An old retarded grandpa
While someone younger plays his sexy son

Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy
Just be glad it's him not you
If you had Tom Cruise's troubles
You might be Tom Cruise crazy too
You'd flash your big white shiny smile
You'd buy expensive shoes
But you'd be the only man on Earth
Who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise
Oh no, you couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise knows somewhere there's a place for him
He's not of this world anymore...

Somewhere in some secluded castle
Poor Tom Cruise sits staring at the wall
And the outside world is always such a hassle
Sometimes he won't go out at all
There are millions who know his name
Everybody loves him
Why is it that he feels so alone?

Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy
Just be glad it's him not you
If you had Tom Cruise's troubles
You might be Tom Cruise crazy too
You'd flash your big white shiny smile
You'd buy expensive shoes
But you'd be the only man on Earth
Who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise
Oh no, you couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise."

Support Jonathan, get the MP3:
http://www.jonathancoulton.com/songdetails/Tom%20Cruise%20Crazy

Via that link, you can sample MOAR of Jonathan's wit, humor and (FREE) music, buy stuff (or not), tell him he's a pretty cool guy and "eh doesn't afraid of anything".

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Please also see the Comments section for more feedback from included artists used to make this video not suck. (To Gay: "No, YOU are fabulous! You! YOU! XOXO")

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[jose91221]

WHATS THE SONG AT THE END!!!!

[AnonyFerret]

@jose91221: "He's Simple, He's Dumb, He's The Pilot," by Grandaddy. Great song.

[existenceisrelative]

I keep coming back to this song. I just hate it so much. It makes me wish I had written it and I hate that. It's just so damn good.

[AnonyFerret]

@existenceisrelative: I feel your pain, friend. I like it, too.

[suitov]

omg. Dark Side of the Moon reference at the end. <3

[AnonyFerret]

@suitov: Yay! :)

[AnonyFerret]

@AngelArms: How nice for you. That happens to be completely unrelated to anything in the video, however.

[SexUzi]

Like this if you're listening to this in 2012.

[TheOperative2K]

I need a V for Vendetta mask.

[MsCrazy519]

=3 cat!

[Hogie506]

@existenceisrelative Oh my god it's like you took the words right out of my mouth!

I hate all of Jonathan Coulton's songs for this exact reason. They're just so damn good.

[Mestisamo]

OMG 0:48 lol, he's F'ing Goofy

[flavorysoup]

He isn't an old retarded grandpa already?

[delithug1138]

That dancing cat thing is scary.

[PowBlock96]

@floisheremuch And Portal 1

[Xgya2000]

@todeath12

Because most people can't make the difference between science fiction and fantasy books (aka Bible).

[Xgya2000]

@todeath12

Well, people believe in the Bible. The only difference is that the Bible was written as science fiction when science didn't really bloom off, so they had to copy every other religion around.