THE ORIGINAL BACON RAY! Turn Everything Into Bacon with Science!

Tired of boring everyday food? Use BACON RAY! The amazing solution for people with too much stuff and not enough BACON! Like bacon? Have it your way with BACON RAY! Three mouth watering flavors: Original, Hickory, and Maple. Feed it to your kids, sell it to your neighbors, hide it from the government! Owe taxes? Pay your weight in BACON! No job? No problem! Bring home the bacon with BACON RAY! Bacon ray your problems away! Sister's long hair clogging your drains? BACON RAY Government pork barrel spending? BACON BUCKS! Beached whale ruining your beach party? BACON BEACH PARTY! 48 year old man child living in your basement? BACON RAY! World War 3? Turn that frown upside down, its a BACONPOCALYPSE! Everything tastes like chicken? NO WAY! BACON RAY! Not turkey, not tofu, not fakin', it's REAL BACON! Give a man some bacon feed him for a day, give a man a Bacon Ray, BACON FOR LIFE! End world hunger today, BACON RAY! Tornado on its way? Make it a WHIRLWIND OF FLAVOR! Earthquakes tearing apart your country? SHAKIN' BACON! The ultimate symbol of American innovation, BACON-NOVATION! Don't like it? MOVE TO CANADA HIPPIES! Order now and get our expansion: Cheddar, Applewood & EXTRA GREASY! Did your cat have kittens again? Don't use hammers, no bags or water required. Solve your little problems the humane way with BACON RAY! Environmentally responsible alternative to cremation, BACON RAY! Fully endorsed by AL GORE! Moon made of cheese? OR IS IT? BACON RAY! Are you tied down by your religious mandates? Order the KOSHER PSEUDO-BACON RAY! May cause sudden weight gain, alarmingly high cholesterol, coronary artery disease, and in frequent cases sudden death. NEW the next generation of food ray! JELLYBEAN RAY! Little rays of sunshine, literally TASTE THE FREAKIN' RAINBOW!!!

Category:

Comedy

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• boring
• amazing
• stuff
• tasty
• bacon
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• al
• gore
• kittens
• jellybeans
• food
• stupid
• dumb
• hillarious
• funny
• retarded
• video
• cremation
• powerthirst
• humane
• sudden
• death
• beach
• party
• hair

[coolmint191]

If you use bacon ray on bacon do you get more bacon?

[MrRandomcrazystuff]

@coolmint191 You get the same amount of perfect bacon!

[RevoltDynasty]

Try original ideas, not just copying powerthirst

[MrRandomcrazystuff]

@RevoltDynasty It is an original idea, I just like the fake advert format :D

[awsmrthnu]

Okay, it's official.

I NEEEEDD a Bacon Ray XD

[marko11kram]

It's BACON!!!

[BlueFrost01]

i need the BACON RAY

[Ba1982transam]

yum bacon

[ChefCooksalot]

hahaahahha! soooo hilariously wrong! it's alot like the power thirst ones, don't you think?