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Uploaded by on Dec 23, 2010

Sometimes you just have to ask yourself, What Would Machete Do??
Machete on Blu-ray and DVD 1/4/11.

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  • he has a face carved from granite, like some mexican earth god

  • No close ups please

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  • i like when he whips the guys ass eating a burrito!! i mean DANG

  • MACHETE....IS THE FUCKING MAN.

  • there would be a second pause before i slapped her as hard as i could

  • stupid woman... she just made a sandwich for him xD

  • 1:57 Oh my god, she killed Kenny!!!

  • los Trejo' don't text

  • is that Ben Stiller's wife?

  • is that stacy keibler?

  • It took me some time, but I finally have the DVD. I Love you, Machete.

  • DANNY TREJO YOU ARE THE ABSOLUTE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So good to see him in a starring role FINALLY..!!!!!!!!

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