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i like when he whips the guys ass eating a burrito!! i mean DANG
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MACHETE....IS THE FUCKING MAN.
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there would be a second pause before i slapped her as hard as i could
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stupid woman... she just made a sandwich for him xD
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1:57 Oh my god, she killed Kenny!!!
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los Trejo' don't text
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is that Ben Stiller's wife?
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is that stacy keibler?
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It took me some time, but I finally have the DVD. I Love you, Machete.
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DANNY TREJO YOU ARE THE ABSOLUTE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So good to see him in a starring role FINALLY..!!!!!!!!
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he has a face carved from granite, like some mexican earth god
metachrom7 10 months ago 41
No close ups please
trankuser9 11 months ago 21