Mystic Force

A flash of light
He's on his way
Flying through space
To the site of his mission
Another threat to earth
He must prevent

Nearing the sun
He finds the target
Aliens bought by
The lizard people
A space nuke
He must deprogram
A race to free
And creatures to kill

Enemies dread
The hand of Mystic Josh
He always kills them
Infinite knowledge
Rests in his mind
He's never lost a fight
He is Mystic Josh
And his power is godlike
Such a force can never be contained
And he comes and cums again

Lizard men attempting now
To venture into space and time
enslaving planets for evil gains
but Mystic Josh aware of danger
attacks the creatures until dead
he has no fear of shape shifters

On his way back
he stops by Kurt Russell's land
They have a few beers
and boast of monsters destroyed

Category:

Music

Tags:

• pryx
• pricks
• band
• joshua
• godboldt
• lizard
• men
• shape
• shifter
• mystic
• force
• alien
• eye
• lasers
• kick
• ass

[enix165]

I know you guys are just messing around/parodying, but...this is actually SO good. XD Bar maybe the lyrics and the non-scream singing.