Professor Sparrow—Part 2—U.S. Civil War

Here be the second part of me mini-series, "Professor Sparrow." I ought to finish the series that I started, eh?

Jack and the rest of the pirates are still teaching United States history (or what will be U.S. history in a few years), but what happens when someone from Beckett's side finds Jack and Will? Find out now in Part 2 of "Professor Sparrow!"

Events with the third POTC movie may not correspond exactly to the series (and vice versa) as I got the idea for the series before watching POTC3 but didn't upload it until after POTC3 came out.

Do note that due to the chaotic times where Beckett is hunting everyone down and that the pirates need to hide and get away, every fact may not be perfectly correct, savvy?

I be starting to play around with voiceovers now... here be the script, in case ye can't tell what I be saying, savvy?

BARBOSSA: The votes be tallied...

BARBOSSA: and the South be seceding.

BARBOSSA: I be General Robert Lee,

BARBOSSA: leading the Confederates in defense.

BARBOSSA: We support slavery and not Lincoln!

PINTEL: Conscription's begun.

WILL: Deal the Confederates a deadly blow!

BARBOSSA: You underestimate our tenacity!

WILL: Later,

WILL: Union generals led troops unsuccessfully twice more at Bull Run—

NORRINGTON: TURNER! Where's Sparrow?

WILL: *continues* Antietam was favorable for the Union.

JACK: Lincoln issued his Emancipation Proclamation after this turning point.

ELIZABETH: But it wasn't over yet.

JACK: Oh bugger, did Norrington just see us?

JACK: Grant won control of the Mississippi for the Union.

JACK: Confederate General Jackson was killed in battle.

WILL: The two armies fought at Gettysburg,

JACK: the deadliest and most important battle of the war.

WILL: More than fifty thousand men were killed or wounded.

JACK: Confederate General Lee retreated.

JACK: The Confederates did not win another battle during the war.

BARBOSSA: Sherman's "scorched earth" policy attacked civilians.

BARBOSSA: And soon Confederate leaders wanted to...

BARBOSSA: negotiate.

BARBOSSA: Confederates surrendered in front of Appomattox Court House.

BARBOSSA: But Lincoln was soon assassinated.

JACOBY: The next issue was how to end slavery.

ELIZABETH: Amend the Constitution.

WILL: The Thirteenth Amendment...

JACK: ended slavery!

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[anonymousgrl]

0_______0........wow. We just finished learning about the Civil War in U.S. History today. Now we have to write this essay about Lincoln, which is due at the end of class tomorrow.

[CaptTreasureTroveTi]

Wow, that sounds tough... how long does the essay how to be, matey?

I hope ye enjoyed the video ^^

Have ye seen me "O Captain! My Captain!" fan video? It's about Civil War/Whitman/Lincoln, POTC-style (of course). :D

[Ashley4Movies]

Oh Bugger!

[CaptTreasureTroveTi]

does that mean that ye enjoyed it? *confused*

[anonymousgrl]

no, but I remember we had to memorize that poem last year in History. lol.

"O Captain! My Captain! ....for you the bugle trills...fallen dead..." lol. I can't remember all of it in the exact order (come on! it's been a year! Also, I'm listening to music right now, soo....yeah. lol)

Um, no, actually. The essay had to be about 1 1/2, 2 pages long, 3 max. The hard part was finding the quotes to support your thesis. lol.