WTF Collective 2.5 (Jon Lajoie Parody)

A spoof of Jon's WTF Collective series. Who's your favorite MC? Sorry about the glitchyness and offness at the end.. This is what you would call low budget.. MP3 DOWNLOAD -http://www.mediafire.com/?w448hwltqf4ukn7
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Lyrics:
Yo I'm the MC who drew the short straw
That's how we agreed on who would start it off
Everyday it seems I have the worst luck
Went to one hockey game, got hit by the puck
If I shoot the game winner, you know I'm gonna miss
I always have to sneeze when I lean in for a kiss
Never get a second date, never get a call back
And when I play sports my mom brings an ice pack

MC awkward
.... I'm not a big talker
I'm not good with girls, slip notes in their locker
I gotta reputation of being a stalker

MC Tryin to freestyle my verse (actual freestyle)

Yo it's MC mooch off everyone I see
I always need a ride to get to the party
Then afterwards I'll ask if you want a bite to eat
But of course you'll have to pay cuz I have no money

Ya know it's MC always try to take one trip
Don't worry guys I got all of it
I'm quick and efficient everytime I unpack
But it's catchin up to me cuz I got a bad back

This is the chorus
Ladies take off your dresses
This is me singing high, this is me singing low
Now it's time for me to go

I'm MC struggles with volume control
I always seem to whisper when my team scores a goal
Clearly it's the worst, every time I go to church
Cuz when we say our prayers I have a tendancy to burst

Hey bro it's MC facebook statusholic
On the news feed playground is where I frolic
Social networking was made for me
My thoughts and my feelings change frequently
My relationship is always complicated
Cuz I'm not exactly women affiliated
I'll be the first to let you know when trouble is brewin
All 40 of my friends know exactly what I'm doin

It's MC get's pissed off easily
I have anger issues but I go to therapy
I've learned to control it by counting to ten
1, 2, 4, 7, ugh try it again
It's MC gets pissed off easily
I have some smisshues ahh!

Yeah it's MC unfortunately didn't show up
I woke up kinda late plus I had some stuff
Now my car isn't starting and I'm stuck the lot
They'll need an MC thrown in on the spot

Hey! I'm MC thrown in right on the spot
I'm really unprepared but I'll give you what I got
As you can see, I mainly have dance moves
At least for now until my rapping improves

Shhh.. I'm MC member of illumanati
I hang with my buds Kanye and Jay-Z
Also Weezy, LeBron and Kobe
I probly shouldn't have told you cuz they'll come and kill me

Category:

Music

Tags:

• jon
• lajoie
• wtf
• collective
• comedy
• funny
• music
• song
• teenagers
• rapping
• fusion
• facebook

[sto3na]

fuck man ^^ surprised that it wuz that good :D

nice track!

[KGJix]

MC gets pissed off easily is the best one :D

[wtfblonde]

nice guys pretty damn good

[hippo1545]

1:26 is the best! CHS proud!

[TheBabywolf21]

This made to my Favorites and my playlist

[MrJoonasxD]

damn ,that was bad ..

[YanTheBlackMan]

The chorus guy was so funny imma subscribe

[seriousfreak100]

@CoolMan44491 Haha you faggot.

[CoolMan44491]

407 people were going to dislike but took an arrow in the knee and then accidentally liked this SHIT

[CoolMan44491]

@seriousfreak100 i would but i just took an arrow in the knee