Hail Eris in Court

THIS COURTROOM SCENE is reminiscent of Through the Looking Glass as rendered by Franz Kafka.

It's a perfect example of what is meant by "Reality Jumps The Shark."

Perhaps the only time Eris Discordia was hailed under oath, broadcast live nationally, in this 6.5-minute clip from State of Florida v. Sondra London, Danny Rolling, et al.

I'm just glad it was caught on camera; otherwise nobody would believe it. This is no Discordian prank; it's the Awesome Power & Dignity of our whole judicial system brought to bear on the epitome of absurdity itself.

The incredulous defendant is required to explain the Subgenius spoof webtoy for declaring a Short Duration Marriage, the Shor-Dur-Mar. We have a sworn & witnessed reading of a reply from the recipient of the joke email generated when you fill out the Subgenius Form. This was then construed by the State as a real wedding.

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[gorapeng]

Hail Eris, praised she be for the gift of golden apple that we share.

[Schubert958]

That's correct.

Hail to the Uber-Poop!!

[dexim67]

Hail Eris!

Hail Discordia!

[shannogh]

i don't think it is yes or no

[FyrVakt]

Oh, nipples!

[Daniazco]

PD: Hail Eris! Hail Discordia!

[Daniazco]

What is this? What is the relation of this with Eris?

[Weightman94]

I'm part of the best band in the world, I've got ten million pounds in my bank account and am I happy? *NO IM NOT* *I WANT MORE*

Just kidding, it was Richard's fault in the first place. sirE was eating his cereal, whilst the cats looked mused. A male sirE

[PerogiXW]

Hail Eris! Bob is cool too!

[POEEPOPE]

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