TURKEY

my mother always buys the biggest turkey in the UK and i explain the issues this arouses, from the fact that it never fits into the oven to the fact that we have to eat the same bird for days after.
Let me know what you think x

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Comedy

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• christmas
• turkey
• santa
• JugginsJosh
• Massive
• funny
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[waj1waj2]

I'm pretty sure my mum would win in the fridge we have 3 Hugh hams serves 15-18people each!! A turkey weighing about 30lbs and has another turkey being delivered tomorrow weighing 70lbs. We have 11 people for dinner Christmas day!

[JugginsJosh]

@waj1waj2 yeah wow your mam is more bonkers than mine haha

[Lightscameraashlee]

It's all about Turkey Sandwiches on boxing day and christmas night.

[JugginsJosh]

@Lightscameraashlee i agree the smell of turkey in the house on christmas eve OH EM EEF GEE i love it

[magicalmushroomsoup]

Roast chicken and stuffing is fine for me :)

[JugginsJosh]

@magicalmushroomsoup i love chicken and stuffing thumbs up for that ;)

[ollytennant]

27 times =P

Turkey doesn't sound like a word anymore xP

[LeahIsJedicated]

26 times, yeah im a god :D

[AkihiroHattori52455]

My family goes all Italian for Christmas, and all we have is fish. I hate fish with an undying passion, so my mom has to make me chicken cutlets. Everyone gives me death stares and confused looks when they're eating their flounder and calamari and I'm eating my cutlets. By the way, that whole giant turkey, small family thing is just a mom thing. Can't explain it cuz I'm not a mom.

[MakesNoSenceAtAll]

I'm not a massive fan of turkey tbh but my family decided we were having that for Christmas dinner and I made them very aware of the fact I prefer chicken. My mum just bought a small turkey. She knows that we'd get sick of it and end up just leaving it instead of having the leftovers for days. Though, if we're having chicken, she buys a pretty big chicken because if she leaves it sitting about unguarded in the kitchen, we all just eat away at it all the time.

[pandapoopify]

My mum buys a huge turkey a huge gammon a huge lamb and other stuff for only 8 peopl so u havent got it quite as bad if u only get the turkey!

[ksharpe]

haha, totally. Canada, we eat turkey at Christmas... and we have leftovers forever... but I do love turkey sandwiches... although, not after the 4th straight day of only eating them.

[VikkiEatsPie]

I'm from Hungary, the land of fish-eaters (not really only on christmas days. but seriously.) oh have I mentioned I HATE any kind of fish you don't find in the salt water?

[thesexybeastz]

you said turkey 27 timess

[monoclebarbie]

you are soooo cuteeee <3

[CandyRainziR]

Ohio! XD Ham. o.o; And we get like.. a 17 pound ham, and it lasts for a really long time. There's only 5 people. XDD