Report: Some Sick Fuck Out There Now Supporting Herman Cain Because Of Sexual Assault Allegations
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lol 1/16th statue of liberty statue is still huge!
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@Subtalvik2 I completely agree. i liked it MUCH better when they tried to present it as real news.
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The Onion's becoming less funny :( I'm a big fan and it sucks to see this happening. Don't get me wrong, this was funny, but their older stuff was much more creative and they used to announce it as if it were real news but here it's just really obvious it's a joke the way he talks especially at the end.
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Dipshit marketing team, man that kinda makes me want to drink Pepsi.
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I like how this is exactly what i did just because im a fucking sick asshole
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Fuck pepsi....
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Sailing around the world to decrease awareness of important global issues...COMPLETELY true.
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dude! hand drum ftw!
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that pepsi cola thing probably actually happened
noname2useable 2 months ago 75
@mrchuckmorris Generalizing is a normal political phenomenon though. A group of people that stand for something. Ex. I can't say if i rather vote for the reps instead of the liberals i'll probably:
1. see more states allow gay marriage
2. see more effort and progress on the development of alternative energy sources
3. see raising funds on scientific research that...
4. ...would especially contradict creationism in general
...the power lies in the masses not in respective individuals :)
benZZZgomeZZZ 2 months ago 23