Peter Chimeara - Einstein and Joan of Arc!

Joan of Arc sat under an apple tree afraid for the state of
hre mother france. "I wish I coulds due something for help them" she amutteremd.
A burly wind blew the brach and it shakesed greatly lots
and with a just so wind flying overmuch an apple will fall
off! but Joan catched the apple with her sword but ti
wasn't an apple it was a glass bottle.
"What interesting" She presomed. It appeared there
waws message inside but IT WAS NOT SO!!
She topened letter-thought bottle and out came GENIE
"Seriously this not make sense"
"I AM POWERFUL GENIE AND YES O DO
MAKE SENSE"
When he sporked it the tree IT SHAKESED SO HARD IT WAS
HARDER THAN ANYTING SCIENCE HAD DESCARRBED AND IT
WAS SO SHAKE HARD THAT YOU WOULDNT BELIEVE IT
"What sort of unsort of genie are you?"
"I AM TEH POWERFUL GENIE AND I WILL
GRANT YOU THREE WISHEDS"
Joan jumped up and saiyed "I want to free France from
eth England tryantny"
"THAT IS YOUR FIRST WISH BUT IT
COMES AT A PRICE FOR IFS YOU MUST
FREE FRANCE I WILL GIVE YOU POWER"
So she gots power but had make two more swishes
"I want so much money and be unstoppable so that I can
help the Frenace"

"HAHA" The Genie instructed "YOU HAVE BEEN
FOOLISH IN MAKING WISHES FOR YOU
SEE I AM NOT GOOD GENIE AND YOU HAVE
MADE DEAL WITH THE DEVIL"
"Great Crapps!" Joan of Arc took her sword out and
stabbed the Genie
"NO SWORD OH MAN CAN FIGHT GENIE
I AM MADE OF DEMON"
But that was part of her plan and she swungs a vicious
blow at a tree so it branch falls off immediately.
The branch crossed with sword and made a crucifics.
"NO MY WEAKNESS"
"Yes, and I will Free France"
"HAHA YOU HAVE DEFEATED ME BUT YOU SWILL DIE FOR YOUR DEAL AND YOU WILL BE BURNED AT STAKE" "Maybe but Not while youre finished, Genie.!!" She hit him with cross and he disintexploded into as lot of explosions made of green explodes. Joan of Arc became hero to France and because she nkowed that sthey would try burn her she escapped and lived to be 100 years old. THEDND AFTERWORD Joan of Arc was teenage girl who become leader of armyes in France and I wondered how she dids that so I decided she finds a genie. It is litraerary device I use to explain tihs so that it makes sense. I lrearned about liternary devikes from a boork about it. Joan of Arc is in history books.

"I've did it!" Said Alferd Einstein and he existed sitting on the formeula for his greatast acheevement. He turned on his phone receiver by pickeing it up and talking onto the mouthpiece of the phone. "Great news he told it." "I have discovered my invention I've invented THEROAY OF RELATAVITY" "That is gerat news" said phone voice it was provably a wife. "Yes" Albert Einsteen happinessed over phone line bravatorially. "But I must get back to work tso I can publish my findingsb_and become millionare" But he turned around and his theoary was gone "WHAT HELL!" It was Thomas Eisdison! "How can theyis be if youre dead" "Thats is good point but I'm not dead because of your theaory because time is rallativ and so I used it to come up with time gravel" But whats cannot be! SHUT UP EINSTEIN He kicked chair but Alvret Einsteain jumped over chair and jumping kicked Eidsons face. "I can see you be tough adveratsary so I broughts help" From behind Eidson came the mummy of Juilus Caesar that groaned evil so scary that Einsteins heair felt like he would be very afraid to have to touch it. But he wanted to survive it so he sidekicked mummy away then did reverse roundhouse to hit Editson with heal but Eidson sweeped Einstein with leg sweep kick to the foot of the problem. "I had no idea you were so good" "I had no idea you were OS SLOW" said Eidson and he did axe kick but Einstein rolled away jumped to feet and hook kick. Theys deflect kicks and makes more attacks at each other but Ediston had upper hand.or did he? Caser mummy came charging back but it was crumbling away because it was so far away from its real time. "YHou see you will die if you stay too long in future Edison""I will have to kill you fast then. Then theroayt of relativity will be mine" "My THROAT!" Einstein snapped and did uppercut to Edison jaw then did tornato kick to hit Edison. "DAMNS IT" "Now I finish the fight" and Einstein picked up pencil and threw it at Eidsons eye. Eisdon blocked it with two hands and eInstein palm jab back of pencil so it went through anway and killed Eidsons life with fatal eye stab to brain. "THIAS IS PRICE OF JUSTICE" Einstein said and dutsted his lab coat. Edisons body turn into dust as well. "Why this mess is so dirty" said a janitor who walksed in and congradtulated when he hard about Einsteinds great theory. "Yes, but is no problime to clean up when bad guys try to take our liberty to be deadly!" The Janitor did not understart but he smiled because he cared a lot about liberty and the two wend to get food to eat. Einstein made sure tha t from now one theory of relativity would not make possible about time travel. THE , EEND

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