Columbia University Rap

By the Morningside Massive featuring the OG DJKeith

Straight outta Manhattan we be sleepin with "The Lions",
This is Columbia bro, ain't no time for crying.
Made it here on my two feet; perfect SATs
Just like what your mama did to me

My name's D-Dubbs, I took the train to NYC,
Made my place here, at the "King of the Ivy League"
Born on the 6th, named after a scientist,
Ended up here, under the Lions den.

All these chicks here, they be screamin my name
Hot New York bitches, man you know this game.
So I'm throwing a line to my Columbia bros,
They be mackin on NYU and Columbia Hoes!
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What up elites, my name's Vick G.
I got my hoes tied up at Columbia University
I be makin 1000 Ks when I graduate
With my Ivy League degree, you can player hate.

I be crammin on Physics on the Lerner lawn,
I be partying on empty till Kent Hall's gone.
I got my bitches doing work on Butler's floors
I'd take a Columbia chick any day over Wharton whores

Man, all these chicks here, they be screamin my name
Hot New York bitches, man you know this game.
So I'm throwing a line to my Columbia bros,
They be mackin on NYU and Columbia Hoes!

Take the 1-Train to 116th
Enter through the gates, you know what I mean?
And we even did it without affirmative action
And chicks rate us 5 stars when it comes to "Student-Body Satisfaction"

Last summer I interned at a bank;
You worked at Mickie D's puttin your wages in my banks
I eat breakfast, lunch, dinner at motherfuckin Johns Jays,
Quit yellin bitch, you ain't Billy Mays!

Senior year, I met a Barnard chick,
Straight-A student, premed, man she loved my ___.
She in my court like alumna Sandra Day O'Connor,
We changed laws all night and now shes graduating with honors.

Columbia's great; Princeton player-hates.
We be rockin the bed; Brown sits there and masturbates.
40 minutes from Wall Street, we top of the line
We get pension fund returns from alumni riding the Orange Line.

At the end of the day, you be crying on Malory.
My tuition's still bigger than your mid-career salary.
If you ever need money later, man you know where to go
Just stop by my hedge fund, or ask my Columbia bros.

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[dacambridgemassif]

i couldnt let such comic genius languish on facebook. the world needs to hear this! it's like a comic jay-z

[IvyLeaguePrick]

haha who took our video off our facebooks and uploaded it to youtube? props!