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Uploaded on Jun 14, 2007

Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Everyone else has had more sex than me.

Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Does anyone else get that feeling?
Teenagers naked,
Couple in threes
Grandparents swing from the ceiling.

Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Everyone else has had more sex than me.

Corporate chambers and office amore.
Shenanigans outdoor and in.
Resist and then later your find out there's more
Regret in not doing the sin.

Our lives have to die
Of that there's no help
My favourite way to end them
Is the orb-weaver spider's whose pedipalp
Enters the female pudendum.

Then dies on the spot
His corpse there still stuck,
Left for his rivals to curse at.
He would rather die than not get to f^ck
Personally I reckon it's worth it.

Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Does anyone else get that feeling?

Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Does everybody else get that feeling?

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  • noicon85

    noicon85 1 month ago

    story of my life.

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  • crimsonrose

    crimsonrose 1 month ago

    Hahah I remember watching this ages ago. I remember laughing the most at numbers 0 and 3.5 the most. :)

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  • FriedAbortions

    FriedAbortions 4 hours ago

    Still one more than me

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  • Leia Down

    Leia Down 1 day ago

    awww

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  • somekindofangel

    somekindofangel 5 days ago

    hello there, people from future!

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    in reply to lorraineald411 (Show the comment)
  • lorraineald411

    lorraineald411 6 days ago

    I was born April 11 '95

    Got my first boyfriend Oct 18 2012

    Lost my virginity Nov 10 2013

    I guess I can also name those dates.

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  • DavidJay93

    DavidJay93 6 days ago

    Congratulations on your three-month anniversary.

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    in reply to Courtney Alex De Blasio (Show the comment)
  • james mohan

    james mohan 6 days ago

    12,585 people get that feeling

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  • tu lionk

    tu lionk 1 week ago

    Saya tdk suka video ini

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  • MrFishcakes1337

    MrFishcakes1337 1 week ago

    I would have been the keyboard player cuz of his mother fucking bad-ass solo.

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  • sharkboy85

    sharkboy85 1 week ago

    Oh College Years...

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  • Courtney Alex De Blasio

    Courtney Alex De Blasio 1 week ago

    I was born in oct 8th 1992

    I got my first girlfriend 1-27-13

    I lost my virginity 2-14-13

    Who else can name all these dates

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